Notices by proxima midnight💀🐙☃️ (thornyonmain@glitch.social)

yeah i'm that bad guy

tie her to the tracks guy
maniacally cackles guy

hit with death stranding malaise after all the hot takes & had the horrifying realisation that this game isn't even out yet

outer worlds is, ultimately, the critique of capitalism that is made by a white person who has known capitalism sucks for 10-15 years instead of the critique of capitalism made by people of colour who have known that capitalism sucks for 100-200 years

PLAY ORTA YOU FUCKS

IT'S ON GAME PASS NOW

so if you're wondering about the state of competitive mk11, honeybee, undisputed best mkx dvorah player, blames his terrible performance in mk11 to d'vorah nerfs and allegedly punched sonicfox at summit because of salt, and sonicfox in response has gone on a tear of what i can only describe as 'waifu cuckolding' honeybee by winning a streak of tournaments with dvorah entirely to flex

socially bi, fiscally lesbian

remember the episode of the mario cartoon where everyone found out peach stans milli vanilli

cock & ballout new tvegas

otacon: Snake! That's a fursuit. Furries wear them to represent their fursonas!
snake: hrgh........ don't those things get stuffy in the convention centre?
otacon: Not with proper ventilation!
snake: proper ventilation, huh........

anyway the best mgs character is sniper wolf, if only because kojima accidentally wrote a depressed lesbian sniper self-medicating her anxiety while throwing out quotes from david lynch movies

me: im not gonna get too in-depth about the worldbuilding in this weird fantasy city
me, two hours later: okay so here's the system of governance, five royal scandals that could tank the government if uncovered, a convoluted as fuck family tree and a sketch of the king's bastard daughter flexing on him by rocking up as the bodyguard of his most hated political rival

dinosaur feather deniers are the left-wing equivalent of climate-change deniers. but we're not ready to have that conversation.

please don't let the fact that cyberpunk 2077 is removing binary gender from their script (as a cost-saving measure) distract you from the fact that cd projekt red have a history of being transphobic shitheads

"during the creative process of Attack of the Clones; artists Iain McCaig and Dermot Power experimented with various female Sith designs, including dark queens, robotic warriors and vampiric witches"

this is a single fucking sentence on a wookieepedia article and it's the most interesting sentence on the entire godforsaken website

@Trev SHE'S CASHING IN ARTICLE 50!

NOT THIS WAY! NOT THIS WAY!

CYBERPUNK GAMES YOU SHOULD TRY INSTEAD OF CYBERPUNK 2077, A THREAD:

@gdkar bofa deez nuts

@Gargron https://www.change.org/p/gargamel-gargron-unblock-jess

sf, or 'Science Francisco'

once every five years, the elon musk sheds his carapace, resulting in what observers often call an "elon husk",