Notices by Jason_Dodd (jasondodd@mastodon.social), page 27

"After the corn syrup drought"

Now that'd be a real nightmare!

I'm my own human stain so I know this doesn't make sense, but I always think less of a person when I learn they keep birds.

New rule: Anyone caught naming something with those funky utf characters so they look like roman letters but aren't just so they sort at the top of a list, shall be drawn and quarter in the public square, resurrected 3 days later and then subject to firing squad followed by guillotine in the same public square.

@kensanata Ok. Appreciate your time.

@kensanata I've been trying to follow trunk lists but keep getting errors. Error from latest attempt:

roxy Error

The proxy server received an invalid response from an upstream server.
The proxy server could not handle the request GET /trunk/do/follow.

Reason: Error reading from remote server

@koyu I've been following haiku and reactos for decades(?) The long running joke has been I'll be long dead before either hit 1.0. Now they're both nearing beta.

Looks like I'm on my last leg.

@switchingsocial @eloisa I've tried to follow several lists now and all attempts fail with some kind of error. This is the current error message:

Proxy Error

The proxy server received an invalid response from an upstream server.
The proxy server could not handle the request GET /trunk/do/follow.

Reason: Error reading from remote server

i've lost my glasses. been without them all day.

my wife has never looked better.

Just bought a gallon of milk from Walmart, not on sale, for $0.79 USD. How is this possible?

If it get's any lower they're going to have to pay me to haul the worthless stuff away.

Of course Musk doesn't remember that he hooked up with Azealia Banks; he was stoned out of his gourd.

Of course Musk doesn't remember that he hooked up with Azealia Banks. he was stoned out of his gourd.

The ultimate in high availability!

https://gizmodo.com/major-uk-airport-turns-to-whiteboards-and-markers-after-1828463510

The ultimate in high ailablity!

https://gizmodo.com/major-uk-airport-turns-to-whiteboards-and-markers-after-1828463510

If we sold Apple and Amazon and put the sale price towards paying off all US student load debt, we'd have half a trillion dollara left over.

What are we waiting for?

If we sold Apple and Amazon and put the sale price towards paying off all US student load debt, we'd have half a trillion dollard left over.

What are we waiting for?

I don't think I can make it through the movie Wonder. Can't make it through the first scene.

Update: It's a good movie.

Why is it that when I have any questions about something I know very little about, I start my questions with, "Any experts on Xthing..."?

Maybe, just maybe, it wouldn't take an expert to answer a question on a topic I know little about. Just maybe.

@kylerankin About the same for me. I started around 1998 or 1999 but i didn't stop dual booting until about 2001.

Don't tell me desktop that it hasn't come.

We all deserve a standing ovation at least once in our lives.

Well now, how about that?