Notices by boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social), page 10

I’ve taught a Brazilian how to say “bollocks” in the most dismissive possible manner, good day

@mariadocarmo I’m not I’m afraid! What is it? Football?

@Gargron answers I don’t have I’m afraid!

yuri gargron

can’t believe I’ve been drinking a pale initiation of “juice” all these years

@mariadocarmo @saturno good recommendations, thanks!

@mariadocarmo oh well I have only been here one day, haven’t tried much yet. I’ll let you know!

@mariadocarmo uhhh i don’t know! I like lots of things! Maybe really good grilled fish?

@inAktion no, i wish, I just go to a lot of conferences

@mariadocarmo thanks! Good food & coffee so far!

I’m in Brazil and so far I’ve drank coffee, some beer with penguins on it, and some “green juice” and they were all Good

Can’t believe premium economy has made me a tory

Fuck me they’ve given me champagne

@englebright looks nice, I don’t want to ask to look closer just yet because he got very excited when I recognised it, might ask to see it when there’s only a couple of hours of flight left

Of course, the real benefit of premium economy is the unbelievably good randomly-assigned seat-mates

Cambridge’s Swedish community have all come to this one pub for the game #SWEENG

Can’t believe BetFred won’t take a bet on the Fields medal smh