Notices by boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social), page 5

booked hostels for a weekend in the Lake District next month 👌

Unpopular opinion: sex in porn is fake and unrealistic!

I didn’t think any “unpopular X opinions” thread could top “unpopular books opinions” for number of popular opinions in the replies, but “unpopular sex opinions” has done it

@Alonealastalovedalongthe right! The longer I read it the less I liked it. Will come back to it tomorrow for sure.

heated gaming momo

@Alonealastalovedalongthe I’ll read it again tomorrow I think and try to get some solid insight out of it. For now I’m taking the lols

@Alonealastalovedalongthe in reading it in a pub now and grinning to myself

(the expiry date on this goodwill is a week, tops)

bless this mild country with its puny attempts at weather

@bstacey thanks! Never thought I’d be sick of proper winter weather, but I’m looking forward to getting back to drizzle and mild temperatures tbh

@bstacey ah, I’m flying back to the UK this evening. So it’ll have to be next time :(

@popefucker such a shame the kinds of people who use the word “outgroup” are in my outgroup, otherwise i’d have a great word to describe this

@bstacey it’s not really a day for leaving the office anyway. I had an early appointment at Harvard this morning and decided to have a nice walk to BU along the river: a mistake

@bstacey ah that’s a shame, another time

I would like one (1) emojum please

I don’t know if everybody knew this already, but The Talented Mr Ripley is a damn good book