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The Onion (theonion@botsin.space)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Oct-2019 15:00:04 EDT The Onion

Silicon Valley Leaders Sit Down With Wildfire At Investment Meeting After Being Impressed By Its Rapid Expansion https://www.theonion.com/silicon-valley-leaders-sit-down-with-wildfire-at-invest-1839476762 #naturaldisasters #markzuckerberg #siliconvalley #vol55issue44 #marcbenioff #timcook #news
In conversation Wednesday, 30-Oct-2019 15:00:04 EDT from botsin.space permalink Repeated by jackiemoon
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1. Silicon Valley Leaders Sit Down With Wildfire At Investment Meeting After Being Impressed By Its Rapid Expansion
  
  from The Onion
  
  MENLO PARK, CA—Expressing their desire to get in on the ground floor of what they see as an exciting investment opportunity, top Silicon Valley executives reportedly took a meeting Wednesday with the Sonoma County–based Kincade Fire after being impressed by its rapid expansion. “We’ve seen the moves you’re making and would like to offer a cash infusion of $1 billion to get you to the next level,’’ said Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, who, according to sources, was accompanied by Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff, Apple CEO Tim Cook, and dozens of other tech luminaries eager to partner with the week-old blaze responsible for burning over 75,000 acres and leveling 206 structures. “You started with nothing a few days ago, and what you’ve been able to do in such a short timeline has been really exciting to watch. You’re getting great engagement, and you’ve already disrupted businesses in many areas. We believe there’s just incredible growth potential here.” Reports confirmed the tech leaders went on to ask the wildfire what kind of support it thought it would need to scale up, increase its reach, and go national.
SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 31-Oct-2019 07:52:43 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- Anarkingu Gidora
@kingu_platypus_gidora
Kon'nichiwa bi!

In conversation Thursday, 31-Oct-2019 07:52:43 EDT from mastodon.xyz permalink
SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 31-Oct-2019 07:48:47 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:
- Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius
@onan @Shitlord
No Fuck'n Problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tctQ8Cku4b8
PS: me has tons of youtube links to the cyco for every fuckn problem.
In conversation Thursday, 31-Oct-2019 07:48:47 EDT from mastodon.xyz permalink
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1. Suicidal Tendencies - No Fuck'n Problem
  
  By SemmiNemTiszta from YouTube
SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 31-Oct-2019 07:43:38 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- Anarkingu Gidora
@kingu_platypus_gidora
the populus is lovin it.

In conversation Thursday, 31-Oct-2019 07:43:38 EDT from mastodon.xyz permalink
SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Oct-2019 11:48:22 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- Anarkingu Gidora
@kingu_platypus_gidora
Life goal.
Shit ona pigeons head an die.

In conversation Wednesday, 30-Oct-2019 11:48:22 EDT from mastodon.xyz permalink
SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Oct-2019 11:37:37 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- Strider
- ozoned
@ozoned
Your therapist says that doesn't count as prove for your gaming addictition
@strider

In conversation Tuesday, 29-Oct-2019 11:37:37 EDT from mastodon.xyz permalink
SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 15:50:39 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- GCU Prosthetic Conscience
- ☆ Dmitri ☭
@yogthos
Cool!
I don't get it.
@gcupc

In conversation Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 15:50:39 EDT from mastodon.xyz permalink
SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 12:23:50 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
@jwildeboer
he gone too soon.
hes leaving 7 wifes and 21 children behind.
#thoughtsandprayers

In conversation Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 12:23:50 EDT from mastodon.xyz permalink
SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 12:23:38 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:
@jwildeboer
he gone to soon.
hes leaving 7 wifes and 21 children behind.
#thoughtsandprayers

In conversation Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 12:23:38 EDT from mastodon.xyz permalink
SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 12:20:26 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
in reply to
- jezra
@jezra
i never needed upload because i was an exclusive sucker.

In conversation Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 12:20:26 EDT from mastodon.xyz permalink
SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 11:11:19 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- GCU Prosthetic Conscience
- ☆ Dmitri ☭
@yogthos @gcupc
true. and not.
im not fluent in "neural" networking.
so, should i imagine it in like paralel procesing or as single process pumped up the frequecy of over 9000?

In conversation Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 11:11:19 EDT from mastodon.xyz permalink
SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 08:41:33 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- GCU Prosthetic Conscience
- ☆ Dmitri ☭
@yogthos @gcupc
it leaves me unsatisfied.

In conversation Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 08:41:33 EDT from mastodon.xyz permalink
ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)'s status on Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 00:53:26 EDT ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:

Rats of the sea! Exterminate!

In conversation Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 00:53:26 EDT from dobbs.town permalink Repeated by jackiemoon
SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 08:19:02 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:
- ｑｕａｄ　ｄｍｇ
@Shitlord @mngrif
i would still call it a classical ass.

In conversation Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 08:19:02 EDT from mastodon.xyz permalink
SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 08:12:46 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:
- ｑｕａｄ　ｄｍｇ
@mngrif @Shitlord
even if not ...
lasagne is dee way.

In conversation Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 08:12:46 EDT from mastodon.xyz permalink
SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 08:00:49 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
in reply to
- ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:
@Shitlord

In conversation Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 08:00:49 EDT from mastodon.xyz permalink
SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 07:56:05 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
in reply to
- ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:
@Shitlord

In conversation Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 07:56:05 EDT from mastodon.xyz permalink
ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)'s status on Saturday, 26-Oct-2019 23:22:32 EDT ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:

I present to you my favorite gif.
*boing*

In conversation Saturday, 26-Oct-2019 23:22:32 EDT from dobbs.town permalink Repeated by jackiemoon
SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 07:51:59 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:
@Shitlord
in which scripture is this written?
these words are the ancestors of "...and the meek shall inherit the world".

In conversation Sunday, 27-Oct-2019 07:51:59 EDT from mastodon.xyz permalink
ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)'s status on Saturday, 26-Oct-2019 23:11:49 EDT ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:

PRAISE HIM

In conversation Saturday, 26-Oct-2019 23:11:49 EDT from dobbs.town permalink Repeated by jackiemoon

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