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Notices by Alonealastalovedalongthe (alonealastalovedalongthe@toot.cafe), page 12

  1. theowraithical physics (dankwraith@lamp.institute)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2019 17:33:51 EST theowraithical physics theowraithical physics

    oh hey this is late but the LA teacher's strike won:

    - a mandatory cap on class sizes at every grade level

    - hiring full time nurses at every school

    - a librarian hired at every middle and high school by next year

    - 50% reduction in frequency of standardized test assessments

    - a hard cap on number of charter schools

    - 6 percent pay raise

    this contract was ratified by an overwhelming majority of the union. these changes will benefit not only the teachers, but every student in the city public school system.

    STRIKES. WORK.

    In conversation Tuesday, 29-Jan-2019 17:33:51 EST from lamp.institute permalink Repeated by alonealastalovedalongthe
  2. Alonealastalovedalongthe (alonealastalovedalongthe@toot.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2019 19:43:59 EST Alonealastalovedalongthe Alonealastalovedalongthe
    • Sam Schlinkert

    @schlink

    This is disgusting, how is this compatible with a free society

    In conversation Tuesday, 29-Jan-2019 19:43:59 EST from toot.cafe permalink
  3. Alonealastalovedalongthe (alonealastalovedalongthe@toot.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2019 19:33:39 EST Alonealastalovedalongthe Alonealastalovedalongthe

    Oh my god that movie was so bad. I have never seen anything so close to a satire but so toxically, nauseatingly not.

    In conversation Tuesday, 29-Jan-2019 19:33:39 EST from toot.cafe permalink
  4. Alonealastalovedalongthe (alonealastalovedalongthe@toot.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2019 19:27:05 EST Alonealastalovedalongthe Alonealastalovedalongthe

    The climax of the movie revolves around .....making a man cry so that people then lose respect for him?

    Ughh

    In conversation Tuesday, 29-Jan-2019 19:27:05 EST from toot.cafe permalink
  5. Alonealastalovedalongthe (alonealastalovedalongthe@toot.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2019 19:02:59 EST Alonealastalovedalongthe Alonealastalovedalongthe

    I am in a situation where I am being forced to watch The Interview and I want to burn everything down. This movie would have to do a lot to redeem itself.

    Mainly kill all the men in it.

    But then the movie would still be made from the perspective of men babies.

    Everyone making a big deal out of being gay.

    Making the military industrial complex look cool.

    All the women are overly serious and nooo funnn but they secretly want men to loosen them up.

    All the men are afraid of their butt.

    In conversation Tuesday, 29-Jan-2019 19:02:59 EST from toot.cafe permalink
  6. Alonealastalovedalongthe (alonealastalovedalongthe@toot.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2019 09:32:17 EST Alonealastalovedalongthe Alonealastalovedalongthe
    • Robert

    @robotcarsley

    Lol that is a great way to put that

    In conversation Tuesday, 29-Jan-2019 09:32:17 EST from toot.cafe permalink
  7. Alonealastalovedalongthe (alonealastalovedalongthe@toot.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2019 01:10:08 EST Alonealastalovedalongthe Alonealastalovedalongthe
    • Corbin Davenport

    @corbin

    Those could be badgers.

    Careful

    In conversation Tuesday, 29-Jan-2019 01:10:08 EST from toot.cafe permalink
  8. Alonealastalovedalongthe (alonealastalovedalongthe@toot.cafe)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 23:10:32 EST Alonealastalovedalongthe Alonealastalovedalongthe

    Every once in awhile I think about how crazy a pest control technology cats are and it blows my mind

    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 23:10:32 EST from toot.cafe permalink
  9. chr (chr@scalie.business)'s status on Sunday, 27-Jan-2019 13:07:38 EST chr chr

    The Gays Are Destroying America By Transforming Into Huge Dragons And Crushing Our Racist Monuments

    In conversation Sunday, 27-Jan-2019 13:07:38 EST from scalie.business permalink Repeated by alonealastalovedalongthe
  10. Alonealastalovedalongthe (alonealastalovedalongthe@toot.cafe)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 19:17:23 EST Alonealastalovedalongthe Alonealastalovedalongthe
    • Dave Lane

    @lightweight

    Ahh that is a really nice graph, terrifying but well done

    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 19:17:23 EST from toot.cafe permalink
  11. Dave Lane (lightweight@mastodon.nzoss.nz)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 19:08:15 EST Dave Lane Dave Lane

    Yeah, everyone following me on Mastodon and Twitter, I encourage you to review this most enjoyable and informative reflection on anthroprogenic climate change. https://xkcd.com/1732/

    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 19:08:15 EST from mastodon.nzoss.nz permalink Repeated by alonealastalovedalongthe
  12. Alonealastalovedalongthe (alonealastalovedalongthe@toot.cafe)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 18:02:08 EST Alonealastalovedalongthe Alonealastalovedalongthe

    I am like will smith in irobot except instead of being paranoid af about robots I am paranoid af about bluetooth.

    Its like I KNOW tech companies are gonna purposefully start breaking bluetooth compatibility all over the place once everyone is brought over to using bluetooth everything and you can't buy corded things anymore.

    DO YOU NOT ALL SEE THIS COMING?

    SEE LOOK THAT BLUETOOTH JUST STOLE A PURSE FROM AN OLD LADY.

    *runs off and tackles bluetooth speaker*

    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 18:02:08 EST from toot.cafe permalink
  13. Alonealastalovedalongthe (alonealastalovedalongthe@toot.cafe)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 17:51:12 EST Alonealastalovedalongthe Alonealastalovedalongthe

    I feel like the fediverse is always going on about teeth and its like...

    come on.. haven't we had enough of teeth?

    The smart ones of us have moved on to beaks and honestly I think its time that everyone started taking a hard look at getting a beak. Its just the superior technology.

    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 17:51:12 EST from toot.cafe permalink
  14. Alonealastalovedalongthe (alonealastalovedalongthe@toot.cafe)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 17:46:50 EST Alonealastalovedalongthe Alonealastalovedalongthe
    • :flamingo:

    @minego

    Only if you don't include hover apples

    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 17:46:50 EST from toot.cafe permalink
  15. Alonealastalovedalongthe (alonealastalovedalongthe@toot.cafe)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 16:24:51 EST Alonealastalovedalongthe Alonealastalovedalongthe

    This guy is so damn calming. He just draws weird faces on post it notes and talks to you. Like bob ross with post it notes.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yDuSecwBas&feature=youtu.be

    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 16:24:51 EST from toot.cafe permalink
  16. Alonealastalovedalongthe (alonealastalovedalongthe@toot.cafe)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 15:07:10 EST Alonealastalovedalongthe Alonealastalovedalongthe
    • sheltering under cats

    @ceejbot oh cool, maybe morrowind becomes more desert during that time

    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 15:07:10 EST from toot.cafe permalink
  17. Alonealastalovedalongthe (alonealastalovedalongthe@toot.cafe)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 15:02:23 EST Alonealastalovedalongthe Alonealastalovedalongthe
    • sheltering under cats

    @ceejbot I remember balmora feeling way more desert like

    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 15:02:23 EST from toot.cafe permalink
  18. Orbital Owl (zuph@octodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 27-Jan-2019 13:33:25 EST Orbital Owl Orbital Owl

    "Oh, you want any of the conveniences of modern smartphones? Cool, choose which of two global megacorps get access to all your most personal info."

    We live in the worst cyberpunk future.

    In conversation Sunday, 27-Jan-2019 13:33:25 EST from octodon.social permalink Repeated by alonealastalovedalongthe
  19. Alonealastalovedalongthe (alonealastalovedalongthe@toot.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jan-2019 13:31:23 EST Alonealastalovedalongthe Alonealastalovedalongthe

    Is there a way to follow toots to receive notifications about replies in the future?

    In conversation Thursday, 24-Jan-2019 13:31:23 EST from toot.cafe permalink
  20. Alonealastalovedalongthe (alonealastalovedalongthe@toot.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 30-Dec-2018 16:21:37 EST Alonealastalovedalongthe Alonealastalovedalongthe
    • space witch

    @tulsi

    Lol fair

    In conversation Sunday, 30-Dec-2018 16:21:37 EST from toot.cafe permalink
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