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  1. harmlessgryphon (harmlessgryphon@sealion.club)'s status on Monday, 18-Mar-2019 20:44:44 EDT harmlessgryphon harmlessgryphon
    What would Jesus do?  https://sealion.club/attachment/2811261
    In conversation Monday, 18-Mar-2019 20:44:44 EDT from sealion.club permalink
  2. harmlessgryphon (harmlessgryphon@sealion.club)'s status on Monday, 08-Oct-2018 15:48:15 EDT harmlessgryphon harmlessgryphon
    in reply to
    • Bob Jonkman
    • lnxw48a1
    @bobjonkman @lnxw48a1 Google also says "engagement" is low and user sessions usually last around 5 seconds. I read that to mean "Oh crap, I accidentally hit G+, back back BACK."
    In conversation Monday, 08-Oct-2018 15:48:15 EDT from sealion.club permalink
  3. harmlessgryphon (harmlessgryphon@sealion.club)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 15:33:10 EDT harmlessgryphon harmlessgryphon
    in reply to
    • lnxw48a1
    @lnxw48a1 It's amazing how much stuff out there still needs flash installed. I've run across some "You're trying to sell me some secure product but are still using THIS?" sites lately...
    In conversation Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 15:33:10 EDT from sealion.club permalink
  4. harmlessgryphon (harmlessgryphon@sealion.club)'s status on Sunday, 31-Dec-2017 21:33:35 EST harmlessgryphon harmlessgryphon
    in reply to
    • Oneesan succubus
    @lain And it damn well will never be unless you get your butt in gear and finish what you started.
    In conversation Sunday, 31-Dec-2017 21:33:35 EST from sealion.club permalink
  5. harmlessgryphon (harmlessgryphon@sealion.club)'s status on Sunday, 31-Dec-2017 21:31:40 EST harmlessgryphon harmlessgryphon
    Some tech websites are putting Twitter on their deathwatch list.

    Twitter has never made money, and burns through a few hundred million a year.

    I'd think by now it would be obvious that there is money coming from somewhere to keep this thing running for whatever reason.
    In conversation Sunday, 31-Dec-2017 21:31:40 EST from sealion.club permalink
  6. harmlessgryphon (harmlessgryphon@sealion.club)'s status on Saturday, 23-Dec-2017 19:52:26 EST harmlessgryphon harmlessgryphon
    https://sealion.club/attachment/1583034
    In conversation Saturday, 23-Dec-2017 19:52:26 EST from sealion.club permalink
  7. harmlessgryphon (harmlessgryphon@sealion.club)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Dec-2017 10:55:08 EST harmlessgryphon harmlessgryphon
    • harmlessgryphon
    The pay rate for this contact job is $20/hr, no benefits, no relocation, and it's with Lockheed-Martin. The ignorance of companies these days is just amazing...do they actually think that anyone out of state is going to move to take a short-term, essentially minimum wage job?
    In conversation Wednesday, 20-Dec-2017 10:55:08 EST from sealion.club permalink
  8. harmlessgryphon (harmlessgryphon@sealion.club)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Dec-2017 07:32:36 EST harmlessgryphon harmlessgryphon
    "Baby Boomers just hope that they die before Social Security falls apart from lack of young people paying into it."

    - someone
    In conversation Wednesday, 20-Dec-2017 07:32:36 EST from sealion.club permalink
  9. harmlessgryphon (harmlessgryphon@sealion.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2017 18:20:07 EST harmlessgryphon harmlessgryphon
    • daniel5555
    @daniel5555 It's information everyone concerned with the future of the US internet should have. Going to be an interesting few years coming up.
    In conversation Saturday, 16-Dec-2017 18:20:07 EST from sealion.club permalink
  10. harmlessgryphon (harmlessgryphon@sealion.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2017 09:21:29 EST harmlessgryphon harmlessgryphon
    • 🇩 🇪 🇼 🇴 🇴 〰️
    @dwmatiz Sho is. The ruling itself is going to be tied up in court for a while, but there doesn't seem to be anything to prevent ISPs from doing funny stuff ASAP.
    In conversation Saturday, 16-Dec-2017 09:21:29 EST from sealion.club permalink
  11. harmlessgryphon (harmlessgryphon@sealion.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2017 08:53:58 EST harmlessgryphon harmlessgryphon
    2005 - Madison River Communications was blocking VOIP services. The FCC put a stop to it.

    2005 - Comcast was denying access to p2p services without notifying customers.

    2007-2009 - AT&T was having Skype and other VOIPs blocked because they didn't like there was competition for their cellphones.

    2011 - MetroPCS tried to block all streaming except youtube. (edit: they actually sued the FCC over this)

    2011-2013, AT&T, Sprint, and Verizon were blocking access to Google Wallet because it competed with their bullshit. edit: this one happened literally months after the trio were busted collaborating with Google to block apps from the android marketplace

    2012, Verizon was demanding google block tethering apps on android because it let owners avoid their $20 tethering fee. This was despite guaranteeing they wouldn't do that as part of a winning bid on an airwaves auction. (edit: they were fined $1.25million over this)

    2012, AT&T - tried to block access to FaceTime unless customers paid more money.

    2013, Verizon literally stated that the only thing stopping them from favoring some content providers over other providers were the net neutrality rules in place.

    Never forget, your ISP doesn't want to provide everything on the 'net for you at one price.
    In conversation Saturday, 16-Dec-2017 08:53:58 EST from sealion.club permalink
  12. harmlessgryphon (harmlessgryphon@sealion.club)'s status on Sunday, 03-Dec-2017 17:42:38 EST harmlessgryphon harmlessgryphon
    Here, let's put the login name and password box on two different screens and then go OOPS when our shitty code won't work.
    In conversation Sunday, 03-Dec-2017 17:42:38 EST from sealion.club permalink
  13. harmlessgryphon (harmlessgryphon@sealion.club)'s status on Saturday, 18-Nov-2017 13:27:49 EST harmlessgryphon harmlessgryphon
    in reply to
    • lnxw48a1
    @lnxw48a1 People at the top always think things are rosy. I remember my time at $bigtelco, when we had yearly surveys. The same things always showed up - too many meetings, too much stuff in the way, try to streamline procedures...nothing ever changed.
    In conversation Saturday, 18-Nov-2017 13:27:49 EST from sealion.club permalink
  14. harmlessgryphon (harmlessgryphon@sealion.club)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2017 07:30:49 EST harmlessgryphon harmlessgryphon
    • fl0wn
    • CyberPotato
    @cyberpotato Words may signal virtue, but buckshot signals pain. @fl0wn @coolboymew
    In conversation Wednesday, 15-Nov-2017 07:30:49 EST from sealion.club permalink
  15. harmlessgryphon (harmlessgryphon@sealion.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Nov-2017 10:31:38 EST harmlessgryphon harmlessgryphon
    in reply to
    • Eugen
    @gargron That's ok. We'll just block your instance from Mastodon for "good reasons."

    No censorship here, no sireebob.  https://sealion.club/attachment/1434775
    In conversation Wednesday, 08-Nov-2017 10:31:38 EST from sealion.club permalink
  16. harmlessgryphon (harmlessgryphon@sealion.club)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Nov-2017 13:03:21 EST harmlessgryphon harmlessgryphon
    Microsoft Defines Standards For 'Highly Secure Windows 10 Devices'

    Pardon me while I clean the desk up after I spat my drink out laughing.
    In conversation Tuesday, 07-Nov-2017 13:03:21 EST from sealion.club permalink
  17. harmlessgryphon (harmlessgryphon@sealion.club)'s status on Thursday, 12-Oct-2017 07:51:51 EDT harmlessgryphon harmlessgryphon
    mmmmm... https://sealion.club/attachment/1352104
    In conversation Thursday, 12-Oct-2017 07:51:51 EDT from sealion.club permalink
  18. harmlessgryphon (harmlessgryphon@sealion.club)'s status on Saturday, 07-Oct-2017 21:00:00 EDT harmlessgryphon harmlessgryphon
    in reply to
    • lnxw48a1
    @lnxw48a1 Imgur hasn't been a good choice for some time now. The cat's paw wiping across the screen thing from a year ago did it for me.
    In conversation Saturday, 07-Oct-2017 21:00:00 EDT from sealion.club permalink
  19. harmlessgryphon (harmlessgryphon@sealion.club)'s status on Thursday, 14-Sep-2017 21:22:40 EDT harmlessgryphon harmlessgryphon
    I don't care if it is an "immediate need," if you're not going to tell me what the job is, I'm not going to send you a resume.
    In conversation Thursday, 14-Sep-2017 21:22:40 EDT from sealion.club permalink
  20. harmlessgryphon (harmlessgryphon@sealion.club)'s status on Saturday, 02-Sep-2017 16:23:19 EDT harmlessgryphon harmlessgryphon
    I love how Microslop calls the next big Windows downgrade a "Creators Update," as if Windows is some magical thing that Unicorns and Werewolves are using to make miracles.
    In conversation Saturday, 02-Sep-2017 16:23:19 EDT from sealion.club permalink

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