Notices by bailey//rockruff⚪ (ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz), page 111

very bored waiting longer to be in a match than it takes to win it

browser plugin that replaces the word laurel with yanny

(i'm playing C rank and it's so easy lmao. won a game in less than 30s)

currently trying to set a wr on how quickly i can win a match of rainmaker

@BearishMushroom i've got some work to do

@BearishMushroom oh damn

okay time to play splat, finally

@BearishMushroom defeat...how

another day, another chunk of progress toward my mastodon any% run

i'm disappointed that i probably can't put stickers on the switch because it might ruin the finish...

tbh splatoon 2 feels pretty well balanced imo. it feels like everyone's got something they can be good at.

specials...i hate playing against inkjet because it's good but i can't use it at all myself. sting ray and tenta missiles are a pain in the ass but also good. ink storm feels kinda useless.

splashdown is probably my favourite, followed by bomb launcher, and then probably baller.

least favourite sub to use is the splash wall because i honestly can't find a way to use it well. least favourite to face is the toxic mist because i always accidentally get caught in it and it takes up such a large area, effectively blocking off entire paths during ranked games

my favourite subs are the burst bomb, autobomb, and curling bomb depending on what my main weapon is. squid beakons are pretty alright too.

i kinda hate splatlings because i can't use them for shit but they always destroy me, on top of the brushes (i do like to use the inkbrush every so often though). also despise anything with low rate of fire and low range

favourite weapons are dapple dualies, dark tetra dualies, and carbon roller. basically anything fast and maneuverable with decent enough range

@monorail goo tuber sucks, sprinkler is good for splat zones, tc, and turf war to keep areas painted AND act as a decoy (i mistake them for enemies all the time along with squid beacons lmao) and the laser is great but fucking awful to play against, and i don't like any weapons that it's paired with

@BearishMushroom i hate the brushes because you have to destroy your fingers to flail them fast enough, but they're actually really good otherwise

@codl @ctrlaltdog you take that back right now

bonus: worst sub and/or worst special

what's the worst weapon in splatoon 2

opinions welcome

changing out of pjs in favour of "real pants" only because you need a safe place to put your phone