Notices by bailey//rockruff⚪ (ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz), page 179

phone pics of my computer monitor courtesy of my screenshot software not working in specific games that don't handle external capture programs properly

hot damn, i'm nearly done with the time road rules

i just got $16m in a showtime event in burnout paradise. beat the 700k default record BEFORE applying distance travelled + a 16x multiplier...

@sc for a little while trends existed on mastodon and then they were removed from at least mastodon.social for whatever reason

welp, trends are gone

#bark!!!

look at this furry

shit that would've been a perfect post for the new emoji

every animal is either a dog or a dogn't thank you for your time

i now have this emoji :dont_at_me:

#trending

@codl ty!

now i just prefer to drop formal titles like that altogether instead

as a kid i was always upset that i couldn't just write down on forms that i want to be addressed as "dr." rather than "mr." or "ms." or any of the other gendered terms

well i guess there's really nothing stopping me from asking others to call me dr. if i really want them to lmao

in canada i could get away with spacing out shampoo to 1-2 times a week but i can't seem to go more than like 2 days without shampoo here. and i go outside LESS

@vantablack a particularly effective hair routine ime is shampoo 1-2 times a week at most, conditioner every single time you shower. shampoo goes out as quickly as it goes in, then you put in conditioner, wash the rest of your body, and when you're finished with everything else, you can rinse the conditioner out

if only there were an easy way for users to add emoji without things getting too hectic

like if a user could have 10-20 emoji attached to their own specific account somehow, so that they don't have to bother the instance mods to add new ones all the time

i've been hesitant to ask for new emoji because they don't seem important enough to bug the admins about :p

seriously though i need this emoji

@envgen wordplay aside, i think you do deserve to dye your hair! we all gotta have luxuries like that every now and then to keep us going, even if we don't feel like we did anything to "deserve" them.

tbh the effort we put in every day to survive and keep moving is enough to deserve extensive luxury