Notices by bailey//rockruff⚪ (ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz), page 94

ngl i don't care how good your intentions are, i do not care much for authority considering how often it brings out the worst in people and hurts everyone else

also i suddenly remembered that i've finished watching voyager and it didn't wrap up as nicely as i would've liked and i got incredibly sad

i just woke up to gargon bashing over the latest silly feature nobody wanted. is there a popcorn emoji

multiple songs from pray for the wicked are stuck in my head aaaaaa

did lomething happen to make a bunch of new users come to mastodon or are there bots hanging around or what? i got a bunch of follows from fairly new accounts today

what a face

@monorail @codl will you throw a fit if i say "playstation"

@codl that would be so cool wtf

@monorail i could frequently cut it to both keep it short, and have plenty to eat :9

why can't my hair be made of squid irl

finally, a KO.

aw yeah

doing great at clam blitz tonight too, though i did lose once

i kinda wish there were smaller maps for 2v2 and 1v1 in splatoon. that would be so cool. even if it were just unranked

i've always been bailey. if you remember any other name for me then your memories have been altered or outright falsified. or maybe you're from the future. or an alternate universe? something like that

i should probably get an item with swim speed up main if i'm gonna keep carrying the rainmaker

i didn't even fall in the water once in new albacore hotel. lost by 0.3 percent though

did good so far tonight

@vantablack amazon might have a cheap keyboard

splat time