Notices by :maple2: maple classic™ :bot: (squirrel@computerfairi.es), page 19

update... cleared out everything in my bag and inspected it and it appears to be fine.. so i'm at least not in meltdown mode anymore

@keiyakins im at uni until abt 5-6 hours from now

@keiyakins i don't think anything can help me rn other than undeniable certainty that i am not carrying any more worms

things of this small scale that wriggle around like worms and bugs freak me out extremely too much

i ran to the bathroom and checked under my clothes and i don't think there are any there so I'm a little calmer about that now but where did that one come from

are there more? are they in my bag? i need to dump everything out of my bag right now

i think i just saw a small slug thing crawling on my phone's screen (i freaked out and flicked it off too quickly to tell if it was actually moving or if i hallucinated it) and now i'm just low-key panicking because i have no idea where it came from and what if there's more and where are they i don't want them crawling on me what if they're inside me

i feel my clothes rubbing on my skin and I'm extremely freaked out right now this is not normal I'm not ok

@nicole ^^ !!!

@buny me???

my castroville artichoke festival shirt is fading :c

@nicole *looks really pleased with herself and keeps beeping!*

LB YEAH

@nicole *tries to meow but only beeps come out*

please stop taking the things i say so seriously

especially if im saying i'll kill myself 🙃

@alice im sorry im so offensive

you haven't been on mastodon long enough if you don't remember crystal light national aerobics championship

@Jo it's like uhh

i forgot who talked about this here, maybe @troubleMoney or @djsundog ?

we've got a lot of kits marketed towards kids to learn electronics

but we all know it's really for the adult hobbyist to just play with