Notices by heather "hthrflwrs" flowers (hthr@cybre.space), page 6

trans culture is lying here every night.
and feel like if you focus
and think of getting smaller
you'll gradually get smaller.
And if you get small enough
My trains will seem much bigger
and you'll be the conductor.
The tiniest conductor.

magical realism but everything just sucks a little bit

what people think procgen's like to program: seven thousand variables all working in conjunction
what it's actually like to program: a house is made of floors. each floor is made of rooms. rooms have doors to lead to other rooms. thank you for listening to my ted talk

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TIME TRAVEL
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HTHRS COSMOLOG Y:
SUN: fake, ultrab astard
MERCURY: literally the messenger god
VENUS: agrressivly unhorny
EARTH: it just isnt that big. its pretty small
MOON: has a butt
CERES: married to JUPITER
SATURN: secret hexabase
URANUS: i always get it confused with NEPTUNE so theyre secretly thes ame planet
PLUTO: ten thousand of that dog from a goo fy movie
STARS: skybox. fuckers

landed safe and not even one cop tried to grab my dick

YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE YOUR POWER

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WORTH

you can't see how popular a toot is until you specifically decide you want to know how popular it is, and i appreciate that

@djsundog it was ONE TIME

i know i've said it before but twitter literally cannot handle the full strength of my posting power

temp code, also known as code

hey uhh it's possible to fuck up and still be, like, a good person

doing one bad thing doesn't immediately mean you're an inherently awful person

that kinda puritan rhetoric shoulda died centuries ago

just sayin

i'm gonna run, jump, and fuck my way through boston

#introductions

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN.

here's my programming language. ints are all floats. strings are arrays of chars, which are also floats. you can get the characters between characters now, full of hidden knowledge about how the fuck you use this language

don't ever start a cult

go to #d to see all the people who thought that they could tag D&D

i'm sorry. i'm so, so sorry. i gayed half life 3 and now gordon and barney kiss a lot in it. it's kinda hot and it's all my fault

welcome to my new event. Porm. no it's not porn. we printed the sign wrong. it's supposed to say. Juice festival

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