Notices by witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social), page 12

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@lulucybrelu @Murkrow youre all a bunch of goobers

@Murkrow MURKTY

enjoying lightbulb technology chat but I must sleep good night 🌃 💡

@jk halogen - they're like incandescents, except, except, uh, well they're a lot like incandescents, but you can't touch the glass with your fingers

@jk what was the deal with halogens. feels like in 2002 everybody went "halogen!!" and within ten years everybody went "no not halogen. cold white LEDs"

@jk the footprint isnt nice. lights ssjoudlt take up a square, they shouldnt illuminate a square, its neither practical nor pleasing. isnt it cheaper just to put an ordinary light fitting in there wouldbt that have been easier

@amphetamine welcome

@jk our bathroom and kitchen have 2D CFLs for that small scale industrial feel. and to make us go all the way to wickes if one goes. its a conspiracy by Big Wickes