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Notices by witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social), page 16

  1. witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 15:18:49 EDT witch hazel witch hazel

    kim-joy is lovely and i want to be her friend and/or receive fashion advice

    In conversation Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 15:18:49 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  2. witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 14:36:50 EDT witch hazel witch hazel
    • alex

    @catalina the hair hast become too powerful 🦁

    In conversation Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 14:36:50 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  3. witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 13:01:57 EDT witch hazel witch hazel

    who's sloop john b. is he related to sloop dogg

    In conversation Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 13:01:57 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  4. witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 12:43:07 EDT witch hazel witch hazel

    i really want a multicolour stripy jumper. that's all i want. maybe even a CARDIGAN

    In conversation Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 12:43:07 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  5. witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 12:42:19 EDT witch hazel witch hazel

    i resign from youtube. considering legal action against """Jerry B."""

    In conversation Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 12:42:19 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  6. witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 12:39:11 EDT witch hazel witch hazel

    i wonder if anyone's still waiting for their goo alien to lay an egg

    In conversation Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 12:39:11 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  7. witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 12:38:14 EDT witch hazel witch hazel

    me (on foot): quiet. shy. unassuming. ghostly spectre.

    me (on a bike): i am the CAR HASSLER *flips off a driver* DONT BEEP ME YOU BASTARD

    In conversation Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 12:38:14 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  8. witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 12:36:16 EDT witch hazel witch hazel

    me: *gets one boost*

    "wow this blew up, here's out my soundcloud btw"

    In conversation Tuesday, 28-Aug-2018 12:36:16 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  9. witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 27-Aug-2018 11:18:14 EDT witch hazel witch hazel

    sometimes i dont boost funny toots cos, what if everyone's seen it already, they'll think im a doofus

    In conversation Monday, 27-Aug-2018 11:18:14 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  10. witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 19-Aug-2018 17:54:51 EDT witch hazel witch hazel
    • josef
    • kat

    @jk @roadrunner rip their love and toys r us

    In conversation Sunday, 19-Aug-2018 17:54:51 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  11. witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 19-Aug-2018 08:27:45 EDT witch hazel witch hazel
    • josef

    @jk There's Dora

    In conversation Sunday, 19-Aug-2018 08:27:45 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  12. witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 16:42:10 EDT witch hazel witch hazel

    sort of like roy chubby brown

    In conversation Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 16:42:10 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  13. witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 16:40:36 EDT witch hazel witch hazel

    john mcririck is so viscerally off-putting that you can't even be an ironic fan, or be morbidly fascinated by him, or find him endearing for his weirdness, you can do NONE of those things, he is a thoroughly accursèd man

    In conversation Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 16:40:36 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  14. witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jul-2018 17:17:50 EDT witch hazel witch hazel
    • Snake Girl Ellie

    @noelle thats why all our parks smell... you know...

    In conversation Sunday, 29-Jul-2018 17:17:50 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  15. witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jul-2018 17:06:11 EDT witch hazel witch hazel
    • Lau

    @alicesutaren 🙏

    In conversation Sunday, 29-Jul-2018 17:06:11 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  16. witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jul-2018 17:04:46 EDT witch hazel witch hazel

    what snacks do i need to buy to get through four hours overtime by myself all alone in the office tomorrow

    so far i think i need

    cashews
    coke
    kettle chips
    bananas

    In conversation Sunday, 29-Jul-2018 17:04:46 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  17. witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jul-2018 16:09:47 EDT witch hazel witch hazel

    ive definitely tooted this at least twice before

    In conversation Sunday, 29-Jul-2018 16:09:47 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  18. witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jul-2018 16:09:41 EDT witch hazel witch hazel

    aardvark

    in the middle of aarstreet

    In conversation Sunday, 29-Jul-2018 16:09:41 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  19. witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jul-2018 15:51:28 EDT witch hazel witch hazel

    jacob collier's got a right punchable face ant he

    In conversation Sunday, 29-Jul-2018 15:51:28 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  20. Efi (nap pet) 🐱💤 (efi@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jul-2018 14:40:57 EDT Efi (nap pet) 🐱💤 Efi (nap pet) 🐱💤
    • witch hazel

    @envgen it's so obvious, I don't think there was a single silly thing that was made in the 60s

    In conversation Sunday, 29-Jul-2018 14:40:57 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by envgen
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