Notices by witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social), page 15

@Murkrow ill take six of each

@Murkrow i love that you're a one person makerspace

you ever want to do a shitpost but you dont because you know everybody will reply with takes

@jk bone hurting sack

seven-figure salaries for anybody who works near stairs

tho i guess there's a non-zero chance of that happening anywhere where there's a fire extinguisher and also stairs

straight up think all the staff at school should be on a six or seven figure salary

i mean why else would you show up every day when there's a non-zero chance someone will drop a fire extinguisher on your head from the top of a flight of stairs

my bobble's kinda fallen out and i look like guybrush threepwood. dapper

@er1n illegal birthday

the other old man's selfy was a straight up death mask of lenin. and it was actually extremely good

absolute character

one of the boring old men just said "im knwon as mr sweaty. if you stand next to me, you'll look less sweaty,"

it's biscuit week and my housemate keeps shouting "just make bourbons!!!" at the increasingly complicated biscuit challenges

the showstopper challenge is literally "bake a selfie"

pls channel 4 before you embarrass yourself the show is already v popular with millennials

other contenders for fav whose names i forget: saucy older lady whomst wink, and pinchable cheeks boy whose dad wanted him to shave before he went on telly

@jk doooo~

gonna be one of the borin old men going home this week. always is. i think they purposely plant a few boring old men who cant bake so they get picked off in the first couple weeks and none of ur favs get sent home early

thats right its time for the top middle class masto event of the year............. jams toots about bake off