Notices by witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social), page 30

@catalina i am good

@catalina zero!!! i told u i'm bein sensible tonight, i'm in bed

@catalina normally i remember two beers in that drinking is horrible and being drunk is dreadful so i should probably keep drinking

@catalina ikr i gotta be sensible tonight. i just want to get horribly drunk and hate myself for it

@Efi rip :((((((

hi my face is itchy as fuck cos fuck facial hair thanks hi

hi i want to get rly drunk

i dreamt i was in a coffee shop and the barista's willy was pokin out his fly

just pokin out of there

i didn't know if he knew and i didn't want to embarrass him so i said nothing

my friend who i was with, however, straight up said "you've got your willy hanging out"

the barista replied "yeah haha i've got syphilis so i need to air it out"

and i'm like... mate you serve food. you're wafting it all over the sandwiches

@cypnk what happens when a birb lands on it

ringle starr

@alli ye

@sickasfrick sure! but where are yer damn chambers ethan

ah nice i found it, tho as expected it doesn't seem to exist outside of the internet archive

https://web.archive.org/web/20170112230053if_/http://www.silophone.net/