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me: *points at journalist* yes go ahead
journo: greg gregg, boston herald
me: hi greg
journo: so is it true that you are a furry
me: ok let me clear something up real quick cos i think its important. i am not a furry. im just literally a dog
*about 100 other journalists start shouting questions*
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this absolute borfter
(via Brady Lutey on dogspotting)
CrystACAB
@envgen you are the grandma we all deserve
Renalia - The Satori Mind Opened
@envgen Powerful Witchy Dongus Friend.
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@Nine he is also surrounded by a triumverate of black candles 🕯️🕯️🕯️🤘🤘🤘
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@shonalika do'nt steal cat
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yesterday's look: gay grandma punk
pls excuse my housemate's pants
pls also excuse the enormous novelty dildo on the mantelpiece
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@root AHH dont frighten with. ghos't
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@shonalika thats ok youre welcome hope you enjoyed my tooto
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@shonalika theres a girl at school whos deathly allergic to dairy and has an epipen and she's constantly eating pizza and chocolate cake 🤷🤷
Stabatha
Shonalika
how’s this
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gon go to bed i think
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@Murkrow @powderpaint shorts with a built-in napkin
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furthermore can a natural baritone learn to hit notes like theo katzman :thaenkin:
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you owe it to yourself to listen to theo katzman's rendition of one of these nights
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essentially im thinking 'budget cyndi lauper'
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@Murkrow @powderpaint murksy we've been through the Dungaree Problem 😬
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piano solo in the way it is by bruce hornsby sounds like im building a house in the sims
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will i be up in time for an early morning haircut tomorrow before band practice
no
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