Notices by witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social), page 8

kids are back tomorrow uuggghhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

the year is 2034. some of the best memes were made by cows

noones ever actually bought software

bill wurtz was the hot guy in tokio hotel right

as a result i forgot about two ebay items that were finishing and forgot to bid on either of them FUCK

heard a smoke alarm, looked out the window and saw my next door neighbours flapping towels around their kitchen, opening all the windows and pulling an extremely blackened something out of the oven. beans on toast for dinner eh

the door to the flat upstairs smelt of gas this morning, and when i walked past this afternoon it smelt very strongly of peroxide. whats she doing in there

huge explosion after guitarist mixes up natural and classical gases

@maple @Tom idk theres some cussing

@Tom shit! fuck!!

@Tom whats up w/u

theres four new people at work and theyre all so aggressively normie. like one of them has a neat goatee and wears comfortable short sleeve button ups

@Tom eat crisp

@Tom hi tome

outrageous looking dogs