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Notices by witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social), page 9

witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 25-Mar-2019 16:57:29 EDT witch hazel

rly have to mix this song to a tight deadline. that being said i have no idea how ive ended up playing the sims 4 all night

In conversation Monday, 25-Mar-2019 16:57:29 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 25-Mar-2019 16:44:16 EDT witch hazel

forty years of fuck

In conversation Monday, 25-Mar-2019 16:44:16 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 25-Mar-2019 16:41:05 EDT witch hazel

starry night is a bit A-level art and all

In conversation Monday, 25-Mar-2019 16:41:05 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 25-Mar-2019 16:40:42 EDT witch hazel

im not even shitposting. its fuckin amateur

In conversation Monday, 25-Mar-2019 16:40:42 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 25-Mar-2019 16:39:12 EDT witch hazel

listen. i dont know about art. i dont draw. i dont paint. but like. i think van gogh's sunflowers is crap

In conversation Monday, 25-Mar-2019 16:39:12 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Mar-2019 13:18:47 EST witch hazel

me: *points at journalist* yes go ahead
journo: greg gregg, boston herald
me: hi greg
journo: so is it true that you are a furry
me: ok let me clear something up real quick cos i think its important. i am not a furry. im just literally a dog
*about 100 other journalists start shouting questions*

In conversation Tuesday, 05-Mar-2019 13:18:47 EST from mastodon.social permalink
witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 23-Feb-2019 10:26:22 EST witch hazel

dog

In conversation Saturday, 23-Feb-2019 10:26:22 EST from mastodon.social permalink
Skiant (skiant@social.skiant.net)'s status on Saturday, 23-Feb-2019 07:31:02 EST Skiant

Reposting this for a late #FineFemmeFriday
Picture of my face with eye, br…

In conversation Saturday, 23-Feb-2019 07:31:02 EST from social.skiant.net permalink Repeated by envgen
:steely_walt:💘:steely_don: (pisscotheque@godforsaken.website)'s status on Saturday, 23-Feb-2019 07:28:34 EST :steely_walt:💘:steely_don:

bean juice and cum are the exact same substance, they’re just different colours and flavours. i bet bean juice can get you pregnant. why has no one tried this

In conversation Saturday, 23-Feb-2019 07:28:34 EST from godforsaken.website permalink Repeated by envgen
witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 23-Feb-2019 07:29:38 EST witch hazel
in reply to
- :steely_walt:💘:steely_don:
@pisscotheque ..mate,

In conversation Saturday, 23-Feb-2019 07:29:38 EST from mastodon.social permalink
bastard bird (murkrow@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 23-Feb-2019 07:18:45 EST bastard bird
- ☄️Expanding Kosmo Damoiseau🌌
@Mirima fellas is it gay to be a girl? :thaenkin:

In conversation Saturday, 23-Feb-2019 07:18:45 EST from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by envgen
witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 23-Feb-2019 06:52:29 EST witch hazel
- bastard bird
@Murkrow could be jury duty summons

In conversation Saturday, 23-Feb-2019 06:52:29 EST from mastodon.social permalink
witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 21-Feb-2019 20:57:59 EST witch hazel
- :v_s: viscous nuisance 🖲️
- Linda Drummer Girl
@Tom @sickasfrick dont piss it. 😎

In conversation Thursday, 21-Feb-2019 20:57:59 EST from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by envgen
witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 22-Feb-2019 18:43:06 EST witch hazel

*me, reading that talcum powder contains potentially harmful levels of asbestos*
well. can't wait for asbestosis of the balls

In conversation Friday, 22-Feb-2019 18:43:06 EST from mastodon.social permalink
witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 22-Feb-2019 18:39:19 EST witch hazel
- scary pupppy kity (she/her)
@page but i need it for things like motor coordination, interpreting sensory input, ensuring smooth running of digestive system &c

In conversation Friday, 22-Feb-2019 18:39:19 EST from mastodon.social permalink
witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 22-Feb-2019 18:32:18 EST witch hazel

brain has pulled a fast one and spooked me into not wanting to go to the mermaid party tomorrow

In conversation Friday, 22-Feb-2019 18:32:18 EST from mastodon.social permalink
witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 22-Feb-2019 18:00:19 EST witch hazel

sonic the hedgehog saying "dont piss it. 😎"

In conversation Friday, 22-Feb-2019 18:00:19 EST from mastodon.social permalink
witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 22-Feb-2019 17:50:17 EST witch hazel

late night crisps

In conversation Friday, 22-Feb-2019 17:50:17 EST from mastodon.social permalink
witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 22-Feb-2019 17:46:44 EST witch hazel
- bastard bird
@Murkrow this toot is now devoid of context which makes it even better

In conversation Friday, 22-Feb-2019 17:46:44 EST from mastodon.social permalink
DJ Sundog - from the toot-lab (djsundog@toot-lab.reclaim.technology)'s status on Friday, 22-Feb-2019 17:24:04 EST DJ Sundog - from the toot-lab
- :v_s: viscous nuisance 🖲️
- witch hazel
@tom @envgen someday I'm going to be walking down some random street and notice a "dont piss it. 😎" tag on the side of a building.

In conversation Friday, 22-Feb-2019 17:24:04 EST from toot-lab.reclaim.technology permalink Repeated by envgen

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