Notices by talkative fishy (blackle@dev.glitch.social)

I would walk about a mile
and I'd walk about one more
just to be the man
who walked about two miles
to open the door
get on the floor
everyone walk the dinosaur

the 👏 of my 🍑 keeps ⚠️ the :sidekiqman:

fun fact: adobe has published license keys to macromedia applications that they don't want to host the key server for anymore

https://helpx.adobe.com/ca/x-productkb/policy-pricing/macromedia-legacy-activation-error.html

get em while they're hot

podcast idea: it's an interview show but every episode is an interview with fuckcore. this is neither explained nor acknowledged

would anyone like to buy a gemini pda (US keyboard/plug, 4g version) off of me? please boost...

I recoloured a higher resolution greyscale scan of that lesbian mermaid. https://drive.google.com/open?id=16h3s91OpLq2HWOpW0bch3PDo2-Wfjg7s

(cw boopers)

*auctioneer voice*
fuck fuck get ready to fuck do you fuck I see a fuck over here one fuck two fuck three fuck four fuck I got four fucks holy fuck my jorts keep getting tighter I got four fuck four fuck SOLD to that FUCKER over THERE goddamn FUCK

we need more machines with this formfactor

boost this if you know a fish

long ago, furries, scalies, fishies, and birbs lived in harmony

they still do!

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them: "so what music do you listen to"
me: "oh you know... h-human..music...." https://dev.glitch.social/media/cjULDT-H96ZFk-JnW8Q

extremely good security tip: don't give the root user superuser permissions, instead make a user called "nobody" and let that be the superuser. more effective than any intrusion countermeasures electronics. hackers will be confused by the switcheroo and immediately pass out

https://dev.glitch.social/media/oddnfj_E7MA-MMTEKls

step 1: write a book that uses a fuckload of jargon
step 2: go through and seamlessly add explanatory paragraphs for about 50% of that jargon
step 3: shake neal stephenson's hand when you win the hugo over him that year

extremely 2028 voice: "ok google, please use the lstm deep belief network module to generate some melman/fishboy100 homestuck kismesissitude slashfic and read it to me in voice ID "sexy119.tensor" at full volume to wake me up tomorrow morning at 4:30 pm"

reminder that last year a spy sattelite got within 6 kilometers of the ISS (1 kilometer from its safety box) and nobody knows why

does anyone know of a good statistics book about doing algebra on dependent variables and how the resulting distribution looks?

@jk WIRED explains HERBIE HANCOCK to HERBIE HANCOCK

https://dev.glitch.social/media/55MH4bqZcVub92aMMb8