Notices by talkative fishy (blackle@dev.glitch.social), page 2

has anyone ported doom to the intel management engine yet?

the year is 2028, you're searching for a new laptop. Most of them use 48-core ARMv13 CPUs, clocked at the strange value of 555 mhz. After filtering out those that use LTO-10 tape storage, you find one that sticks out at you. It's a pastel teal convertible and the logo looks like a screaming skull. In the checkout you're given the choice between Windows 10.9b and MINIX 6. You flip a coin to make the choice, and it lands on its edge.

big bird was shook. "I'm shook" said big bird

answer: extremely fucking good holy fuck https://dev.glitch.social/media/I1unTklT7bGkL2nRJsk

you should be able to ZWJ the thinking finger to any emojio

Instead, quite ambitious destruction destruction
Instead, an ambitious man. Quotes and more. And quotes
Job is comforted with riddles; This conquest is comforted

It's all computer systems. It's all human computer
But in any case it certainly doesn't look very friendly.

Applebees®™ themselves snagged a high arctic research base from the NOAA during its dissolution and have since installed petabit hash reversing capabilities there.

In fact, they advertise that on their website. That's if you uh, count `/admin/login?password=';SELECT * FROM RD2069Q4; EXEC dbo.sp_purge_jobhistory;--` as a valid URL for their site...

ah here it is https://dev.glitch.social/media/cv-aIS37Y6Fc1_sHazA

mrs claus was invented by capitalists to fool you into thinking that christmas is just another heteronormative holiday

miss claus does exist tho she is santa's cousin and she's asexual. she lives in antarctica at the mcmurdo research base and she studies pulsars

@RoyalDoggo @jk they are jean shorts. jorts. jorst. jormst. jormn't, jormsn't'd've

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""We used a JavaScript engine bug within Microsoft Edge to achieve the code execution inside the Edge sandbox, and we used a Windows 10 kernel bug to escape from it and fully compromise the guest machine," Qihoo 360 Executive Director Zheng Zheng wrote in an e-mail. "Then we exploited a hardware simulation bug within VMware to escape from the guest operating system to the host one. All started from and only by a controlled a website.""

oh my god

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2017/03/hack-that-escapes-vm-by-exploiting-edge-browser-fetches-105000-at-pwn2own/

boostable blackle: :blackle:

boost this toot if you'd give the curiosity rover headpets

feast your eyes on this fucking POWERFUL look (now boostable) https://dev.glitch.social/media/bGhswAtYhDPDRB0TtIw

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if you boost this toot.... you'll have boosted this toot

apparently there have been exploits on banking software where you can sent someone -1000 dollars... which means you pulled that money out of their account

oh my god I FOUND IT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gmP4nk0EOE