OH DEAR GOD OW HOLY FUCKING OW
oh hey wait that's nice.
OH DEAR GOD OW HOLY FUCKING OW
oh hey wait that's nice.
how is it that stretching simultaneously makes you feel amazing but also like u want to DIE
wait. you're telling me you've got your OWN computer???? what do you do with it einstein, calculate plasma turbulence estimations for nuclear research???? hahaha. what a fuckin nerd. i dont actually believe you by the way. nobody has their own computer just like in their house. im insulted that youd think im that gullible
@sydneyfalk listen it's really just a difference of opinion
just because they want to destroy all life doesn't mean we can't have a rational conversation
i miss this weird :)
it's such a dsitraction though 🙈
i feel like my productivity is negative numbers when i open mastodon woops
@tom big pretty
i have two friends from work who are both planning on getting top surgery this year
😊 happy for my friends, proud of them
whoa whoa new notifications pane update thingy
weird
you guys are programmers please laugh
Honestly, have those modes! There are loads of people who adore them! But fuck off with this "hard mode is the only real mode" bullshit
Let people play the game their way and don't try to guilt them about it like some kind of asshole
Apparently a free legal name / gender marker change clinic happening in LA later this month?
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Why are gamers... Like That? And more importantly, how do we get them to stop?"
@bgcarlisle at one point i had dreams of building an imagery processing layer that would extract the text from inspirobot images and filter out unwanted stuff
but uhm life, time passing, and i don't know if i'm smart enough for all of that even 😅
Reportedly, in Tokyo, local gangs have started using drones to transport drugs across the city.
In response, the police are using net-carrying drones to try to capture these packets mid-air.
The gangs are counter-attacking with their own net-drones to try and drop police drones.
In a statement with the Tokyo police, they say they "Haven't had this much fun in years"
who took this photo of me without asking?
waiting for netflix to call with my money to produce these scripts
flappy container
avian crate
@Cobalt @bgcarlisle thanks for the report.
yes it's scraping from the web generator, i can't personally control anything about what it creates :/
i really wish i could.
in the meantime, I deleted the post
birb cube
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