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Notices by Ligma Balzac (ayy@soc.h4x.group)

  1. Ligma Balzac (ayy@soc.h4x.group)'s status on Sunday, 24-Mar-2019 01:08:00 EDT Ligma Balzac Ligma Balzac
    • Ligma Balzac
    • Chara
    @chara that's not the point. the point is that this guy can snap his fingers and the ai will make sure billions of people are educated to his tastes.
    In conversation Sunday, 24-Mar-2019 01:08:00 EDT from soc.h4x.group permalink
  2. Ligma Balzac (ayy@soc.h4x.group)'s status on Sunday, 10-Mar-2019 18:17:41 EDT Ligma Balzac Ligma Balzac
    • Ligma Balzac
    Be careful with the wired
    bc0g1ks6r7l21.jpg
    In conversation Sunday, 10-Mar-2019 18:17:41 EDT from soc.h4x.group permalink
  3. Ligma Balzac (ayy@soc.h4x.group)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Jan-2019 20:09:09 EST Ligma Balzac Ligma Balzac
    in reply to
    • dachte kriminell
    • Adam Curry
    • ProfWorr @profworr ✔️ Seattle
    @temporaryDouchebag @adam @ProfWorr I've been in that library it's very comfy
    In conversation Wednesday, 16-Jan-2019 20:09:09 EST from soc.h4x.group permalink
  4. Ligma Balzac (ayy@soc.h4x.group)'s status on Monday, 14-Jan-2019 23:15:29 EST Ligma Balzac Ligma Balzac
    Did you know? You can use Java class names to send secret messages with morse code!

    For instance

    class AbstractFactoryFactoryFactoryBuilderBuilderBuilderFactoryFactoryFactory

    would signal that the sender is in distress!
    In conversation Monday, 14-Jan-2019 23:15:29 EST from soc.h4x.group permalink
  5. Ligma Balzac (ayy@soc.h4x.group)'s status on Friday, 14-Dec-2018 04:48:25 EST Ligma Balzac Ligma Balzac
    Manage to decrypt a picture of awg's bike
    4ece1f01258adc17daf3745da2605c7…
    In conversation Friday, 14-Dec-2018 04:48:25 EST from soc.h4x.group permalink
  6. Ligma Balzac (ayy@soc.h4x.group)'s status on Monday, 10-Dec-2018 02:18:41 EST Ligma Balzac Ligma Balzac
    Ok here's a conspiracy theory I thought of. Tech companies are ruining gender relations and social cohesion because a lonely person is a person who uses the internet more and watches more ads.
    In conversation Monday, 10-Dec-2018 02:18:41 EST from soc.h4x.group permalink
  7. Ligma Balzac (ayy@soc.h4x.group)'s status on Monday, 12-Nov-2018 02:04:35 EST Ligma Balzac Ligma Balzac
    • ᛞᚩᚳᛁᛞᚩᚳᛁ
    @dokidoki @Ricotta feeling old yet? kids who grew up with minecraft are now serving in the army
    In conversation Monday, 12-Nov-2018 02:04:35 EST from soc.h4x.group permalink
  8. Ligma Balzac (ayy@soc.h4x.group)'s status on Saturday, 10-Nov-2018 16:05:18 EST Ligma Balzac Ligma Balzac
    Linking error: Symbol _printf has not been purchased (Buy $1.99)
    Next compilation available in 5min3s. (Unlock immediately $0.09, Halve cooldown permanently $19.99)
    Season pass including half cooldown, 40 immediate compiles, all symbols in the "basic" set, and 10 symbol crates $39.99 (best value)
    In conversation Saturday, 10-Nov-2018 16:05:18 EST from soc.h4x.group permalink
  9. Ligma Balzac (ayy@soc.h4x.group)'s status on Saturday, 03-Nov-2018 06:34:43 EDT Ligma Balzac Ligma Balzac
    in reply to
    • Oneesan succubus
    • nepfag
    • Dolus
    • GABLIN SLAYER :backfromgab: 🔪 :thot_patrol:
    • 私
    • Zance
    @lain @zemichi @EchoSierraTwo @itsogre @nepfag @Dolus @orekix
    995cbda43357abfea115d62dbac00b9…
    In conversation Saturday, 03-Nov-2018 06:34:43 EDT from soc.h4x.group permalink
  10. Ligma Balzac (ayy@soc.h4x.group)'s status on Thursday, 13-Sep-2018 13:36:32 EDT Ligma Balzac Ligma Balzac
    • GABLIN SLAYER :backfromgab: 🔪 :thot_patrol:
    @zemichi I wouldn't put it past them I remember how they exaggerated Alex Jones' "threats" to ban him.
    In conversation Thursday, 13-Sep-2018 13:36:32 EDT from soc.h4x.group permalink
  11. Ligma Balzac (ayy@soc.h4x.group)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Jun-2018 02:56:13 EDT Ligma Balzac Ligma Balzac
    > Ding!
    > An email has arrived
    > Naniiii??!!
    > The encryption has been folded on itself 1000 times like a katana.
    > Check who it's from, a fediverse buddy
    > The sound of the fans spinning up
    > The Heat
    > I open the windows, but it barely helps.
    > My t-shirt is dripping with sweat
    > Silence.
    > The decryption must have finished.
    > I wipe my forehead and read the message
    > benis
    In conversation Tuesday, 19-Jun-2018 02:56:13 EDT from soc.h4x.group permalink
  12. Ligma Balzac (ayy@soc.h4x.group)'s status on Thursday, 17-May-2018 03:58:42 EDT Ligma Balzac Ligma Balzac
    • I'M CEREAL U GUISE
    @cereal
    vim.png
    In conversation Thursday, 17-May-2018 03:58:42 EDT from soc.h4x.group permalink
  13. Ligma Balzac (ayy@soc.h4x.group)'s status on Saturday, 05-May-2018 15:48:55 EDT Ligma Balzac Ligma Balzac
    I thought bdsm stood for buddhism
    In conversation Saturday, 05-May-2018 15:48:55 EDT from soc.h4x.group permalink
  14. Ligma Balzac (ayy@soc.h4x.group)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Apr-2018 05:39:44 EDT Ligma Balzac Ligma Balzac
    https://www.reuters.com/article/us-france-privacy/france-builds-whatsapp-rival-due-to-surveillance-risk-idUSKBN1HN258

    It's based on matrix. Holy shit things are actually happening
    In conversation Tuesday, 17-Apr-2018 05:39:44 EDT from soc.h4x.group permalink

    Attachments

    1. France builds WhatsApp rival due to surveillance risk
      from U.S.
      The French government is building its own encrypted messenger service to ease fears that foreign entities could spy on private conversations between top officials, the digital ministry said on Monday.
  15. Ligma Balzac (ayy@soc.h4x.group)'s status on Thursday, 12-Apr-2018 05:03:49 EDT Ligma Balzac Ligma Balzac
    in reply to
    • clacke
    • pettter ✅
    • Oneesan succubus
    • maloki
    • Karen
    • BjarniBjarniBjarni 🙊 🇮🇸 🍏
    @clacke @pettter @maloki @HerraBRE @lain @Karen First rule of measuring proxies is don't talk about measuring proxies.

    Because people can't game (as easily) what they don't understand ;)
    In conversation Thursday, 12-Apr-2018 05:03:49 EDT from soc.h4x.group permalink
  16. Ligma Balzac (ayy@soc.h4x.group)'s status on Saturday, 31-Mar-2018 19:19:16 EDT Ligma Balzac Ligma Balzac
    Time to build a gopher client in Electron
    In conversation Saturday, 31-Mar-2018 19:19:16 EDT from soc.h4x.group permalink
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