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Notices by delores (delores@shitposter.club), page 4

  1. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 11-Feb-2018 17:58:12 EST delores delores
    A story set in The Anarcho-Capitalist States of America

    Location: Kellogg's Hospital
    *A man bursts into the ER doors*
    Man: "Help! I've been shot!"
    Receptionist: "What's your name, sir?"
    Man: "J-John... John Nestle(tm) Smith"
    Receptionist: "It says here you're on the McDonalds Dollar Menu Healthcare Plan. For a gunshot meal with a side of organ failure, we can give you a tampon for each exit wound. Please come again!"
    In conversation Sunday, 11-Feb-2018 17:58:12 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  2. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 11-Feb-2018 13:46:09 EST delores delores
    we can meme veganism into the mainstream by publishing every taste-alike recipe as Open Source
    In conversation Sunday, 11-Feb-2018 13:46:09 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  3. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 10-Feb-2018 13:11:22 EST delores delores
    https://shitposter.club/attachment/1546006 https://shitposter.club/attachment/1546007
    In conversation Saturday, 10-Feb-2018 13:11:22 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  4. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 09-Feb-2018 23:57:52 EST delores delores
    everybody on the pleromaverse https://shitposter.club/attachment/1544516
    In conversation Friday, 09-Feb-2018 23:57:52 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  5. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Feb-2018 21:38:50 EST delores delores
    • fridaysforfuture, but everyday
    @paulfree14 money acts as the great equalizer between trades. if it were abolished, we'd have to use a barter system (because not everybody's possessions are the same value). and if i'm a lumberjack, and the guy who sells bread doesn't need any wood, then i'm screwed. but an exchange of money creates a way i can still get fed for the same value, while allowing both of us to get what we want
    In conversation Wednesday, 07-Feb-2018 21:38:50 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  6. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 04-Feb-2018 19:26:01 EST delores delores
    why do people want to watch superbowl ads
    WHY DO PEOPLE WANT TO WATCH ADVERTISEMENTS
    In conversation Sunday, 04-Feb-2018 19:26:01 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  7. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 01-Feb-2018 18:44:02 EST delores delores
    https://shitposter.club/attachment/1516650
    In conversation Thursday, 01-Feb-2018 18:44:02 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  8. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jan-2018 14:14:10 EST delores delores
    Aurora Borealis! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
    In conversation Saturday, 20-Jan-2018 14:14:10 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  9. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 19-Jan-2018 18:19:10 EST delores delores
    riot needs better room sorting. way better room sorting.
    In conversation Friday, 19-Jan-2018 18:19:10 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  10. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jan-2018 01:56:50 EST delores delores
    PLEROMA THE FACEBOOK OF EATING A COLD CAN OF BEANS OVER THE SINK
    In conversation Thursday, 18-Jan-2018 01:56:50 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  11. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jan-2018 18:20:23 EST delores delores
    https://shitposter.club/attachment/1466238
    In conversation Wednesday, 17-Jan-2018 18:20:23 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  12. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 12-Jan-2018 17:05:27 EST delores delores
    reminder that we live in the most peaceful time of human history and to love your neighbors
    In conversation Friday, 12-Jan-2018 17:05:27 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  13. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 08-Jan-2018 14:52:51 EST delores delores
    games done thicc
    In conversation Monday, 08-Jan-2018 14:52:51 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  14. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jan-2018 16:23:24 EST delores delores
    in reply to
    • Oneesan succubus
    @lain fork and re-release under GPL3 with no changes https://shitposter.club/attachment/1296241
    In conversation Wednesday, 03-Jan-2018 16:23:24 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  15. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jan-2018 16:18:46 EST delores delores
    its everyday bro with that tenshi corndog flow
    In conversation Wednesday, 03-Jan-2018 16:18:46 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  16. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jan-2018 14:29:57 EST delores delores
    and read her bible
    In conversation Tuesday, 02-Jan-2018 14:29:57 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  17. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 30-Dec-2017 14:15:26 EST delores delores
    https://shitposter.club/attachment/1405317
    In conversation Saturday, 30-Dec-2017 14:15:26 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  18. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 28-Dec-2017 22:43:53 EST delores delores
    in reply to
    • Dad
    • SMUG IS DEAD LONG LIVE SMUG
    • ay
    @ayy @noyoushutthefuckupdad @dokidoki makes you think https://shitposter.club/attachment/1399440
    In conversation Thursday, 28-Dec-2017 22:43:53 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  19. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Dec-2017 03:35:01 EST delores delores
    lains quitting his job and moving to something based on elixir

    [spoiler]
    Pleroma, a Mastodon company
    In conversation Wednesday, 20-Dec-2017 03:35:01 EST from shitposter.club permalink
  20. delores (delores@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 17-Dec-2017 16:35:24 EST delores delores
    dream date: have that special someone blindfold me, drive me to a scenic desert location, and shoot me in the fucking head
    In conversation Sunday, 17-Dec-2017 16:35:24 EST from shitposter.club permalink
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