Notices by Sargoth (sargoth@mastodon.social), page 9

If you ever doubt the usefulness of your efforts, remember that a substantial amount of trees are planted by squirrels hiding nuts and then forgetting where they put 'em

Sure sex is great, but have you tried traversing vast expanses of desert soil, alone and on foot under the blistering rays of the Texan sun, both chasing and chasing away unbearable memories of a mutual happiness despoiled by jealousy, recriminations, and destructive behaviors rooted in your internalized inability to feel deserving of another person’s love?

when you overexpose night photos and you have a lot of moon light and no artificial light you get pictures which look like they are taken on a sunny day - just with stars.
#photography #LongExposure

"Hey, what's your sign?"

"Oh, it's Birdo."

"...don't you mean Virgo?"

"No? I'm pretty sure it's Birdo..."

"I don't think-"

*spits an entire egg into your face*

One piece of advice I offer to English-speakers pronouncing words in other languages: unlike English, vowels in other languages rarely change pronunciation.

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