Notices by An octopus that has moved (troublemoney@mastodon.social), page 2

Ouch Timberland, that's a little close to the bone

(also Timberland boots aren't that good)

https://mastodon.social/media/PzADKlDL8GWxKnfNyZ8

@SarcasmKid Or me

All funds received are 100% guaranteed to go towards something shiny

@sydneyfalk To be fair on the cheese one, what the hell else are you going to do with three quarters of a ton of cheese you didn't ask for?

@sydneyfalk Less than that, I saw some figures saying average active vocab of 20k and passive of 40k

@SarcasmKid Garlic salt as a seasoning on roasted garlic?

Could you Americans fix your White House already?

Pence's bullshit about kneeling for the national anthem is on the lunchtime news in the UK so I'm having to keep hearing about it

@Concerned_Catgirl Yeah, we're thinking of phasing it out though, it makes things complicated

@Concerned_Catgirl I'm cis and occasionally I forget they exist after being on mastodon

I'm not good at sincerity but here goes

A whole bunch of people on my HTL are saying that "people wouldn't notice if <they> left, and if people did they wouldn't care"

Well I'd notice and I'd care

If I'm following you, it means I think you're cool and that my world, and the world in general is massively improved by you being in it

I'd hate to see any of you go

@Elizafox I would both notice and care

Shoebills are bizarre pokemon-looking weird bird things

And I love them for it

@squirrel Why is there a big bag of muesli next to his monitor?

...

Wait, better question, why isn't there a big bag of muesli next to mine? I should get some monitor muesli

@cypnk I would totally subscribe to that channel

@cypnk No, that's just how you end up with a bunch of squirrels that are in to extreme sports

Think I've found an idea for the Mastodon Halloween party decorations

https://mastodon.social/media/cga5HKHopDWVRj2ZjbE

@eris A lot of people source it as "an ancient chinese curse"

Which of course means that nobody has a clue where it comes from

@somarasu Hey, you're a globally aware person with an international outlook, it's gone 5 in the UK, you're fine

@somarasu It's brunch, go all out, you'll want the Long Island Iced Tea

@somarasu Far as I'm concerned Jack & Coke isn't even a cocktail

You may, however, drink it at any time of the day if so inclined

It's always 5PM somewhere after all