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Notices by Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li), page 5

  1. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Monday, 11-Mar-2019 11:10:16 EDT Azu Azu
    • Azu
    Born a Male, Bad circumcision, Raised Female
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    In conversation Monday, 11-Mar-2019 11:10:16 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  2. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Monday, 11-Mar-2019 11:09:37 EDT Azu Azu
    • Azu

    53391193_378395559379228_512557…
    In conversation Monday, 11-Mar-2019 11:09:37 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  3. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Dec-2018 15:46:00 EST Azu Azu
    https://twitter.com/Bernstein/status/1072505665049018368?s=19
    >blue checkmark
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    In conversation Wednesday, 12-Dec-2018 15:46:00 EST from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  4. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Monday, 19-Nov-2018 23:33:39 EST Azu Azu
    Gravy 🥔 make it splash 💦👅like pimpin 🙌 shit 💩 that’s nothin😜🤪 (splash!)💦👅 Errybody 💁♂️ call me 📞 Big pimpin 🙌 no ❌ i aint bluffin🤷♂️ I’m with your 👉 mom👵 in the kitchen🥣🍴makin blueberry muffins🥧💦 must be☝️ thanksgiving 🤲🍗 cause your👉 bitch 💃🐶 want the stuffing 🍆🍑💦 Mr.🙎♂️ Clean✨ Gravy 🥔 why your 🤷♂️ flow 💨 so mean?😡💢 Mr.🙎♂️ Clean✨ pull up🚗 with my whole🙆♂️ damn team👯♂️👯♀️ Mr.🙎♂️ Clean✨Mr.🙎♂️ Clean✨Mr.🙎♂️ Clean✨Mr.🙎♂️ Clean✨ Gravy 🥔 he be clean✨ like Windex💨✨ Just hit 👏🏽💢 your mom 👵 with my index📚📔 And yo bitch💃🐶 look like 👀 a pinhead🤪📍 all my haters 😡💢 they be skinheads🤯 pissed off 😤 cause they wife👰 is they sister🙅♀️ And yung gravy🤱🥔 just kissed😘 her 😍 (hot damn)🔥 pulled up🚗 on the scene 📽🎞 cause a wet💦 dream👅 I might need 💨 a submarine 🌊🚄 if you got beef 🥩 I turn 💃 yo ass 🍑💦 to smithereens 💢💨 yo bitch 💃🐶 lookin👀 scary🙊 I thought 💭 it was Halloween 🎃🙈 Gravy 🥔 he be clean ✨ like some 💁♂️ fucking Listerine 👅✨ but i smooth 🙇♂️ it out💨 like a jar🍯 of Vaseline 🍆💦 .... shit💩... posted 📸 with a milf👱♀️🍼 and her 💁♀️ name is Charlene 💃 Errybody 💁♂️ wonder 🧐🤔 how she got🤝 the hygiene 👅✨ it’s all thanks 🙏🏽 to Mr.🙎♂️ Clean✨ Mr.🙎♂️ Clean✨Gravy 🥔 why your 🤷♂️ flow 💨 so mean?😡💢Mr.🙎♂️ Clean✨ pull up🚗 with my whole🙆♂️ damn team👯♂️👯♀️ Mr.🙎♂️ Clean✨Mr.🙎♂️ Clean✨Mr.🙎♂️ Clean✨Mr.🙎♂️ Clean✨Gravy 🥔 he be clean✨ like Colgate👅💦 white🥛 milf👱♀️🍼 Charlene 💃 that’s my👍 soulmate 🤤😍 you ain’t 🙅♂️ got a bitch💃🐶 I might🤔 donate💸 slide in💨 the DMs📲🤫 with the snowflake ❄️ talkin🗣 bout your girl👩 my favorite 😍 topic🧐 you cant ❌ even 🙅♂️ see me 👀 you would think 💭🤔 I’m microscopic👇 Gravy ballin🏀 out like 👋the fucking Flint Tropics🌧🌴 turn these bitches💃🐶 on👅 cuz I’m really good👌👍 at Bop-It🎮😜 Clean in ✨👈 Clean out✨👉 pullin up 🚗 drop top👇 Viper🐍 Had to steal😎💨 yo bitch💃🐶 finessed it ✨ like I’m Swiper😼🦊 so much bread🤲🍞🍞 gotta get my fiber🍞💩 Gravy🥔 he be cleaner✨🛁 than your windshield 💨 wipers🌧😜 your step-mom🧑 made me a pie 🥧 you can call me 🗣🤙 the Pied 🥧 piper🍆💦 I dont❌🙅♂️ eat🍽 the booty🍑🤢 I ain’t ❌ even gotta say it🗣 but☝️ I’ll eat 🍽 my girls👩 ass🍑💦 if she had🤲 a bad day🤬⛈ Gravy 🥔 don’t play🙅♂️🤸♂️ Bitch💃🐶 I’m at the bakery🍪🍰 them donuts 🍩 gettin glazed💦🥛 stay🙇♂️ with 3 hoes👯♀️💃 like it’s the holidays 🎅🎁 stuck to the bread 🍞🥖 you would think 💭🤔 I’m mayonnaise💦🥛 Shit💩 I’m so goddamn clean ✨🛁 got me feelin☺️ like Billy Mays🛁🤑 Mr.🙎♂️ Clean✨ Gravy 🥔 why your 🤷♂️ flow 💨 so mean?😡💢 Mr.🙎♂️ Clean✨ pull up🚗 with my whole🙆♂️ damn team👯♂️👯♀️ Mr.🙎♂️ Clean✨Mr.🙎♂️ Clean✨Mr.🙎♂️ Clean✨Mr.🙎♂️ Clean✨
    In conversation Monday, 19-Nov-2018 23:33:39 EST from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  5. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Monday, 05-Nov-2018 11:11:26 EST Azu Azu

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    In conversation Monday, 05-Nov-2018 11:11:26 EST from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  6. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Oct-2018 13:43:56 EDT Azu Azu
    my girlfriend 💁 stopped ❌😤 peeing 💦 on me after she found out there was tapes 📼 of trump 👺 getting prostitutes 😩👉👌 to pee 💦 on him... she stopped ❌ cuz doesnt 😤 want to indulge any kink 😩👌💦 he 👹 has. i didnt 🙅♂️ even vote 🗳️ for him and im being punished 👮😭 for it. im gonna do whatever 😤 it takes to get that bastart 👿 out of office 🏢 in 2020 📅 so my girlfriend 💏😍 will pee 💦 on me again, even if i have to run 🏃 for president 🤵 myself. my slogan will be "make my showers 🚿 golden 💦 again 😤" wish me luck 🍀🤞
    In conversation Tuesday, 16-Oct-2018 13:43:56 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  7. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2018 19:49:12 EDT Azu Azu
    • Oneesan succubus
    • 茶 Ocean
    @Ocean22 @lain it's a melon pan
    In conversation Wednesday, 26-Sep-2018 19:49:12 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  8. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Sep-2018 14:09:42 EDT Azu Azu

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    In conversation Wednesday, 05-Sep-2018 14:09:42 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  9. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Sep-2018 16:18:35 EDT Azu Azu
    • jaff
    @jeff gas pony fuckers
    In conversation Tuesday, 04-Sep-2018 16:18:35 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  10. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Sep-2018 16:12:00 EDT Azu Azu
    who remembers pony thread simulator?
    In conversation Tuesday, 04-Sep-2018 16:12:00 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  11. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Thursday, 21-Jun-2018 11:52:36 EDT Azu Azu

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    In conversation Thursday, 21-Jun-2018 11:52:36 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  12. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Saturday, 26-May-2018 04:56:34 EDT Azu Azu

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    In conversation Saturday, 26-May-2018 04:56:34 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  13. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Friday, 11-May-2018 03:33:45 EDT Azu Azu
    • shp
    @shpuld
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    In conversation Friday, 11-May-2018 03:33:45 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  14. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Friday, 11-May-2018 03:30:31 EDT Azu Azu

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    In conversation Friday, 11-May-2018 03:30:31 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  15. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 09-May-2018 22:46:08 EDT Azu Azu
    • Dolus
    @Dolus
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    In conversation Wednesday, 09-May-2018 22:46:08 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  16. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-2018 13:29:56 EDT Azu Azu
    • くコ:彡
    @rye mike cole bans you from nulled.red if you don't pray Mike Cole twice a day.
    In conversation Wednesday, 18-Apr-2018 13:29:56 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
  17. Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Apr-2018 09:35:05 EDT Azu Azu
    • 51:21 girl
    @karen if they blocked you for voicing out your thoughts, they were never your friend to begin with. They're just faking being friends and everything, putting way more importance on a practically useless political agenda or racial/sexual traits a person has, than the person itself. And deciding to not have friends because you were deceived by one person is just dumb, there are a lot of good people out there and you know it.
    In conversation Tuesday, 10-Apr-2018 09:35:05 EDT from pl.smuglo.li permalink
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