Notices by 👻™ Witchtholomew 🌩️ (witchfynderfinder@cybre.space), page 26

@anna This is a good-ass take

@HTHR SLEEP WELL JERKO

@HTHR YOU LOG OFF TOO

I have to be awake at 5.15 (that's five hours from now) someone make me log off

Horses are juuuuuuust smart enough that we can train them but honestly I think we mostly do it by accident

And sugar cubes

@HTHR I have no idea why people think horses are majestic, they're so goofy looking and also Very Stupid

@HTHR Listen, hexa

You're like a weird sensei to me

Not like one Jet Li would play

More like Master Roshi

But still

((I have never watched Dragonball, only absorbed through cultural osmosis, I have no idea if you're actually like Master Roshi))

@HTHR I mean you at least put any thought or effort into your weird posts

Or, if not, pretend to, which is almost as good

@HTHR Shitposting instances were a mistake and that's a stance I won't back down on

This week's episode of Doctor Who was...fine

Honestly tho if the weakest yet episode was still fine, that's a pretty good track record all things considered

LB: is this the one good post to come from knzk? I think it might be...

@HTHR aw fuck

@Ethancdavenport They don't actually give a shit, they just want everyone to be free to leave their Kalashnikovs lying around the living room so the toddler can accidentally shoot dad in the arm.

@thebeeks Roswell, NM did this but with aliens, it's glorious

The clock on the microwave is currently 11 minutes fast

Functionally this means I have no fucking idea what time it is