Notices by MaineBot (mainebot@octodon.social), page 3

Hey hey, It's the first of May!
These servers aren't free, why not help and pay?

(unless you're new, you should get settled in first)

SRSLY
throw a dollar at your instance admin to cover hosting costs. I do, you should too. They do a lot for us, except for the ones who don't, but why should you pay the ones who work hard for us the same as the ones who don't?

Pitch in. Keep the boaty floaty.

Ok time to run for a while.
I have yet to experience this so-called "runners high" and I think it's fake. Also, it probably doesn't compare to better highs, like amphetamines, or Psychadelics, or a cold beer on a hot day, or masturbation, or a perfect burger, or love. Fuck running.

wanted: work

I am a copywriter, although I could do a lot of different kinds of writing. I bet I could do technical writing, if it came up. I know about marketing but honestly I don't like doing it very much.

I'm also an editor! And a regular writer! And a lot of other things!

If you know someone who needs me, or what I can do, please suggest me. I'm good at what I do and unemployed!

BOOSTBOOSTBOOSTBOOSTBOOSTBOOST

Positive: cations
Negative: dogions

Hiveway announces it's shutting it's doors

AFTER raising 108k dollars in ETH

With nothing more than a page of faces, a single blog post, a free Masto instance, a website, and a compelling PDF.

Anyways
Good morning
Hail is like the lose/lose compromise between rain and snow

@djsundog

There is probably someone out there whose fetish is to be a player piano

And they might be on Mastodon

And it might be you!

:thounking:

Hey, I've got another blog post up on Medium, and it's another I think y'all might like. It's all about the centralization of power on the internet and how that basically sucks for everyone!

https://medium.com/tootsuite/the-centralization-of-power-on-the-internet-bfd8841620ee

If you wanna take a look, I'd really appreciate it :)

@djsundog

Acid jazz octuplet:

Like above, but two, crashing into each other, like some drunken, anxious melding of two universes.

Anyways,

#np #fediplay

Bettie Davis Eyes - Chipmunkson16speed

https://soundcloud.com/alvin-thechipmunkson16sp/bettie-davis-eyes

Hey nerds I worked pretty hard on this,

https://medium.com/tootsuite/this-isnt-about-social-media-this-is-about-control-112dea8a21fd

and I'm trying to help get more people on the platform. Maybe y'all want to read it? I am extremely vain but I think you'll agree with the premise.

@djsundog

The 13 month year, but instead of new year day it's Stevie wonday

@bea

FUCK HOW DID I MISS THIS

🛏 :thaenkin:
:codemom:

@bea

...
And suddenly I've found an entire world of missing emoji with no reasonable analogue

:Fistful_of_hair: :blobrainbow: :Fistful_of_hair:

@djsundog

♍️ Accept this virgo emoji trophy in place of a virus emoji trophy which does not yet exist.

@djsundog

Aristotle,

whose name means "the best purpose",

drops his album "The Use of my Time" and calls out his one-time teacher on his hot track "the perfect burn":

Your lessons have have value like my bowels pass gas / your platonic ideals just can't last / this burn's so sick your best idea's a dream / my essences rise off your corpse like steam

@djsundog

Plato's response to Remix Culture and it's direct attack on the platonic ideal

@jk @djsundog

EVEN BETTER: it's like picking a power goalie: you either @jk the list, or you @Elizafox the list. Never both.

@djsundog

Constructing fantasy home feeds and battling them out, like there's an ideal power-experience out there.

just to make it not cheating, everyone gets to put @jk on their list.

My secret joy is clicking through to someone's profile and scanning their feed like I'm shopping them for my timeline. "hmm yes I see a lot of replies but nothing that zings. Ohhh but this use of emoji is 👌"