Notices by Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus) (lucifermysticus@mst3k.interlinked.me), page 8

Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus) (lucifermysticus@mst3k.interlinked.me)'s status on Monday, 21-Jan-2019 23:12:41 EST

Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus)

instead of calling people assholes, call them cloacas because they're full of shit and piss and either semen or eggs

Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus) (lucifermysticus@mst3k.interlinked.me)'s status on Monday, 21-Jan-2019 18:52:01 EST

Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus)

is solitary confinement a valid kink?

Plausocks 💗「猫の女の子はあなたを愛して」 (plausocks@mst3k.interlinked.me)'s status on Monday, 21-Jan-2019 13:20:28 EST

Plausocks 💗「猫の女の子はあなたを愛して」

bUt tHe FrEe mArKeT

Elly, nasty enby :heart_pan: (elizafox@mst3k.interlinked.me)'s status on Sunday, 20-Jan-2019 20:03:24 EST

Elly, nasty enby :heart_pan:

my phone autocorrected a sentence to "two shakes of a lambda's tail" and my excuse is the sheep is anonymous

Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus) (lucifermysticus@mst3k.interlinked.me)'s status on Sunday, 20-Jan-2019 05:54:47 EST

Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus)

Mission 14 is a fucking pain in the ass. It took me at least 10 tries to get through the canyon without dying or getting caught by the searchlights. Then I kept getting shot down before the ground forces took the base. And, the one time I didn't get shot down, I failed the mission because there were too many enemies nearby.

Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus) (lucifermysticus@mst3k.interlinked.me)'s status on Sunday, 20-Jan-2019 05:35:00 EST

Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus)

So the third squadron you're in is Strider Squadron...

Elly, nasty enby :heart_pan: (elizafox@mst3k.interlinked.me)'s status on Saturday, 19-Jan-2019 20:34:25 EST

Elly, nasty enby :heart_pan:

@desvox posted this into the group chat and it's good af

Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus) (lucifermysticus@mst3k.interlinked.me)'s status on Saturday, 19-Jan-2019 20:15:09 EST

Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus)

all 3x3 grids are now alignment charts

Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus) (lucifermysticus@mst3k.interlinked.me)'s status on Saturday, 19-Jan-2019 06:57:18 EST

Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus)

on the sandwich alignment chart, I'm in the square that says a hot dog is a sandwich

Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus) (lucifermysticus@mst3k.interlinked.me)'s status on Saturday, 19-Jan-2019 06:55:47 EST

Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus)

Elly, nasty enby :heart_pan:

@Elizafox mine is chaotic neutral

amrofnoc (amrofnoc@mst3k.interlinked.me)'s status on Saturday, 19-Jan-2019 04:40:54 EST

amrofnoc

WELL NEVER MIND THEN https://example.com/Bee-Movie-Script--According-to-all-known-laws-of-aviation,--there-is-no-way-a-bee-should-be-able-to-fly.--Its-wings-are-too-small-to-get-its-fat-little-body-off-the-ground.--The-bee,-of-course,-flies-anyway--because-bees-don't-care-what-humans-think-is-impossible.--Yellow,-black.-Yellow,-black.-Yellow,-black.-Yellow,-black.--Ooh,-black-and-yellow!-Let's-shake-it-up-a-little.--Barry!-Breakfast-is-ready!--Ooming!--Hang-on-a-second.--Hello?----Barry?---Adam?----Oan-you-believe-this-is-happening?---I-can't.-I'll-pick-you-up.--Looking-sharp.--Use-the-stairs.-Your-father-paid-good-money-for-those.--Sorry.-I'm-excited.--Here's-the-graduate.-We're-very-proud-of-you,-son.--A-perfect-report-card,-all-B's.--Very-proud.--Ma!-I-got-a-thing-going-here.----You-got-lint-on-your-fuzz.---Ow!-That's-me!----Wave-to-us!-We'll-be-in-row-118,000.---Bye!--Barry,-I-told-you,-stop-flying-in-the-house!----Hey,-Adam.---Hey,-Barry.----Is-that-fuzz-gel?---A-little.-Special-day,-graduation.--Never-thought-I'd-make-it.--Three-days-grade-school,-three-days-high-school.--Those-were-awkward.--Three-days-college.-I'm-glad-I-took-a-day-and-hitchhiked-around-the-hive.--You-did-come-back-different.----Hi,-Barry.---Artie,-growing-a-mustache?-Looks-good.----Hear-about-Frankie?---Yeah.----You-going-to-the-funeral?---No,-I'm-not-going.--Everybody-knows,-sting-someone,-you-die.--Don't-waste-it-on-a-squirrel.-Such-a-hothead.--I-guess-he-could-have-just-gotten-out-of-the-way.--I-love-this-incorporating-an-amusement-park-into-our-day.--That's-why-we-don't-need-vacations.--Boy,-quite-a-bit-of-pomp...-under-the-circumstances.----Well,-Adam,-today-we-are-men.---We-are!----Bee-men.---Amen!--Hallelujah!--Students,-faculty,-distinguished-bees,--please-welcome-Dean-Buzzwell.--Welcome,-New-Hive-Oity-graduating-class-of...--...9:15.--That-concludes-our-ceremonies.--And-begins-your-career-at-Honex-Industries!--Will-we-pick-ourjob-today?--I-heard-it's-just-orientation.--Heads-up!-Here-we-go.--Keep-your-hands-and-antennas-inside-the-tram-at-all-times.----Wonder-what-it'll-be-like?---A-little-scary.--Welcome-to-Honex,-a-division-of-Honesco--and-a-part-of-the-Hexagon-Group.--This-is-it!--Wow.--Wow.--We-know-that-you,-as-a-bee,-have-worked-your-whole-life--to-get-to-the-point-where-you-can-work-for-your-whole-life.--Honey-begins-when-our-valiant-Pollen-Jocks-bring-the-nectar-to-the-hive.--Our-top-secret-formula--is-automatically-color-corrected,-scent-adjusted-and-bubble-contoured--into-this-soothing-sweet-syrup--with-its-distinctive-golden-glow-you-know-as...--Honey!----That-girl-was-hot.---She's-my-cousin!----She-is?---Yes,-we're-all-cousins.----Right.-You're-right.---At-Honex,-we-constantly-strive--to-improve-every-aspect-of-bee-existence.--These-bees-are-stress-testing-a-new-helmet-technology.----What-do-you-think-he-makes?---Not-enough.--Here-we-have-our-latest-advancement,-the-Krelman.----What-does-that-do?---Oatches-that-little-strand-of-honey--that-hangs-after-you-pour-it.-Saves-us-millions.--Oan-anyone-work-on-the-Krelman?--Of-course.-Most-bee-jobs-are-small-ones.-But-bees-know--that-every-small-job,-if-it's-done-well,-means-a-lot.--But-choose-carefully--because-you'll-stay-in-the-job-you-pick-for-the-rest-of-your-life.--The-same-job-the-rest-of-your-life?-I-didn't-know-that.--What's-the-difference?--You'll-be-happy-to-know-that-bees,-as-a-species,-haven't-had-one-day-off--in-27-million-years.--So-you'll-just-work-us-to-death?--We'll-sure-try.--Wow!-That-blew-my-mind!--What's-the-difference?-How-can-you-say-that?--One-job-forever?-That's-an-insane-choice-to-have-to-make.--I'm-relieved.-Now-we-only-have-to-make-one-decision-in-life.--But,-Adam,-how-could-they-never-have-told-us-that?--Why-would-you-question-anything?-We're-bees.--We're-the-most-perfectly-functioning-society-on-Earth.--You-ever-think-maybe-things-work-a-little-too-well-here?--Like-what?-Give-me-one-example.--I-don't-know.-But-you-know-what-I'm-talking-about.--Please-clear-the-gate.-Royal-Nectar-Force-on-approach.--Wait-a-second.-Oheck-it-out.----Hey,-those-are-Pollen-Jocks!---Wow.--I've-never-seen-them-this-close.--They-know-what-it's-like-outside-the-hive.--Yeah,-but-some-don't-come-back.----Hey,-Jocks!---Hi,-Jocks!--You-guys-did-great!--You're-monsters!-You're-sky-freaks!-I-love-it!-I-love-it!----I-wonder-where-they-were.---I-don't-know.--Their-day's-not-planned.--Outside-the-hive,-flying-who-knows-where,-doing-who-knows-what.--You-can'tjust-decide-to-be-a-Pollen-Jock.-You-have-to-be-bred-for-that.--Right.--Look.-That's-more-pollen-than-you-and-I-will-see-in-a-lifetime.--It's-just-a-status-symbol.-Bees-make-too-much-of-it.--Perhaps.-Unless-you're-wearing-it-and-the-ladies-see-you-wearing-it.--Those-ladies?-Aren't-they-our-cousins-too?--Distant.-Distant.--Look-at-these-two.----Oouple-of-Hive-Harrys.---Let's-have-fun-with-them.--It-must-be-dangerous-being-a-Pollen-Jock.--Yeah.-Once-a-bear-pinned-me-against-a-mushroom!--He-had-a-paw-on-my-throat,-and-with-the-other,-he-was-slapping-me!----Oh,-my!---I-never-thought-I'd-knock-him-out.--What-were-you-doing-during-this?--Trying-to-alert-the-authorities.--I-can-autograph-that.--A-little-gusty-out-there-today,-wasn't-it,-comrades?--Yeah.-Gusty.--We're-hitting-a-sunflower-patch-six-miles-from-here-tomorrow.----Six-miles,-huh?---Barry!--A-puddle-jump-for-us,-but-maybe-you're-not-up-for-it.----Maybe-I-am.---You-are-not!--We're-going-0900-at-J-Gate.--What-do-you-think,-buzzy-boy?-Are-you-bee-enough?--I-might-be.-It-all-depends-on-what-0900-means.--Hey,-Honex!--Dad,-you-surprised-me.--You-decide-what-you're-interested-in?----Well,-there's-a-lot-of-choices.---But-you-only-get-one.--Do-you-ever-get-bored-doing-the-same-job-every-day?--Son,-let-me-tell-you-about-stirring.--You-grab-that-stick,-and-you-just-move-it-around,-and-you-stir-it-around.--You-get-yourself-into-a-rhythm.-It's-a-beautiful-thing.--You-know,-Dad,-the-more-I-think-about-it,--maybe-the-honey-field-just-isn't-right-for-me.--You-were-thinking-of-what,-making-balloon-animals?--That's-a-bad-job-for-a-guy-with-a-stinger.--Janet,-your-son's-not-sure-he-wants-to-go-into-honey!----Barry,-you-are-so-funny-sometimes.---I'm-not-trying-to-be-funny.--You're-not-funny!-You're-going-into-honey.-Our-son,-the-stirrer!----You're-gonna-be-a-stirrer?---No-one's-listening-to-me!--Wait-till-you-see-the-sticks-I-have.--I-could-say-anything-right-now.-I'm-gonna-get-an-ant-tattoo!--Let's-open-some-honey-and-celebrate!--Maybe-I'll-pierce-my-thorax.-Shave-my-antennae.--Shack-up-with-a-grasshopper.-Get-a-gold-tooth-and-call-everybody-dawg!--I'm-so-proud.----We're-starting-work-today!---Today's-the-day.--Oome-on!-All-the-good-jobs-will-be-gone.--Yeah,-right.--Pollen-counting,-stunt-bee,-pouring,-stirrer,-front-desk,-hair-removal...----Is-it-still-available?---Hang-on.-Two-left!--One-of-them's-yours!-Oongratulations!-Step-to-the-side.----What'd-you-get?---Picking-crud-out.-Stellar!--Wow!--Oouple-of-newbies?--Yes,-sir!-Our-first-day!-We-are-ready!--Make-your-choice.----You-want-to-go-first?---No,-you-go.--Oh,-my.-What's-available?--Restroom-attendant's-open,-not-for-the-reason-you-think.----Any-chance-of-getting-the-Krelman?---Sure,-you're-on.--I'm-sorry,-the-Krelman-just-closed-out.--Wax-monkey's-always-open.--The-Krelman-opened-up-again.--What-happened?--A-bee-died.-Makes-an-opening.-See?-He's-dead.-Another-dead-one.--Deady.-Deadified.-Two-more-dead.--Dead-from-the-neck-up.-Dead-from-the-neck-down.-That's-life!--Oh,-this-is-so-hard!--Heating,-cooling,-stunt-bee,-pourer,-stirrer,--humming,-inspector-number-seven,-lint-coordinator,-stripe-supervisor,--mite-wrangler.-Barry,-what-do-you-think-I-should...-Barry?--Barry!--All-right,-we've-got-the-sunflower-patch-in-quadrant-nine...--What-happened-to-you?-Where-are-you?----I'm-going-out.---Out?-Out-where?----Out-there.---Oh,-no!--I-have-to,-before-I-go-to-work-for-the-rest-of-my-life.--You're-gonna-die!-You're-crazy!-Hello?--Another-call-coming-in.--If-anyone's-feeling-brave,-there's-a-Korean-deli-on-83rd--that-gets-their-roses-today.--Hey,-guys.----Look-at-that.---Isn't-that-the-kid-we-saw-yesterday?--Hold-it,-son,-flight-deck's-restricted.--It's-OK,-Lou.-We're-gonna-take-him-up.--Really?-Feeling-lucky,-are-you?--Sign-here,-here.-Just-initial-that.----Thank-you.---OK.--You-got-a-rain-advisory-today,--and-as-you-all-know,-bees-cannot-fly-in-rain.--So-be-careful.-As-always,-watch-your-brooms,--hockey-sticks,-dogs,-birds,-bears-and-bats.--Also,-I-got-a-couple-of-reports-of-root-beer-being-poured-on-us.--Murphy's-in-a-home-because-of-it,-babbling-like-a-cicada!----That's-awful.---And-a-reminder-for-you-rookies,--bee-law-number-one,-absolutely-no-talking-to-humans!--All-right,-launch-positions!--Buzz,-buzz,-buzz,-buzz!-Buzz,-buzz,-buzz,-buzz!-Buzz,-buzz,-buzz,-buzz!--Black-and-yellow!--Hello!--You-ready-for-this,-hot-shot?--Yeah.-Yeah,-bring-it-on.--Wind,-check.----Antennae,-check.---Nectar-pack,-check.----Wings,-check.---Stinger,-check.--Scared-out-of-my-shorts,-check.--OK,-ladies,--let's-move-it-out!--Pound-those-petunias,-you-striped-stem-suckers!--All-of-you,-drain-those-flowers!--Wow!-I'm-out!--I-can't-believe-I'm-out!--So-blue.--I-feel-so-fast-and-free!--Box-kite!--Wow!--Flowers!--This-is-Blue-Leader.-We-have-roses-visual.--Bring-it-around-30-degrees-and-hold.--Roses!--30-degrees,-roger.-Bringing-it-around.--Stand-to-the-side,-kid.-It's-got-a-bit-of-a-kick.--That-is-one-nectar-collector!----Ever-see-pollination-up-close?---No,-sir.--I-pick-up-some-pollen-here,-sprinkle-it-over-here.-Maybe-a-dash-over-there,--a-pinch-on-that-one.-See-that?-It's-a-little-bit-of-magic.--That's-amazing.-Why-do-we-do-that?--That's-pollen-power.-More-pollen,-more-flowers,-more-nectar,-more-honey-for-us.--Oool.--I'm-picking-up-a-lot-of-bright-yellow.-Oould-be-daisies.-Don't-we-need-those?--Oopy-that-visual.--Wait.-One-of-these-flowers-seems-to-be-on-the-move.--Say-again?-You're-reporting-a-moving-flower?--Affirmative.--That-was-on-the-line!--This-is-the-coolest.-What-is-it?--I-don't-know,-but-I'm-loving-this-color.--It-smells-good.-Not-like-a-flower,-but-I-like-it.--Yeah,-fuzzy.--Ohemical-y.--Oareful,-guys.-It's-a-little-grabby.--My-sweet-lord-of-bees!--Oandy-brain,-get-off-there!--Problem!----Guys!---This-could-be-bad.--Affirmative.--Very-close.--Gonna-hurt.--Mama's-little-boy.--You-are-way-out-of-position,-rookie!--Ooming-in-at-you-like-a-missile!--Help-me!--I-don't-think-these-are-flowers.----Should-we-tell-him?---I-think-he-knows.--What-is-this?!--Match-point!--You-can-start-packing-up,-honey,-because-you're-about-to-eat-it!--Yowser!--Gross.--There's-a-bee-in-the-car!----Do-something!---I'm-driving!----Hi,-bee.---He's-back-here!--He's-going-to-sting-me!--Nobody-move.-If-you-don't-move,-he-won't-sting-you.-Freeze!--He-blinked!--Spray-him,-Granny!--What-are-you-doing?!--Wow...-the-tension-level-out-here-is-unbelievable.--I-gotta-get-home.--Oan't-fly-in-rain.--Oan't-fly-in-rain.--Oan't-fly-in-rain.--Mayday!-Mayday!-Bee-going-down!--Ken,-could-you-close-the-window-please?--Ken,-could-you-close-the-window-please?--Oheck-out-my-new-resume.-I-made-it-into-a-fold-out-brochure.--You-see?-Folds-out.--Oh,-no.-More-humans.-I-don't-need-this.--What-was-that?--Maybe-this-time.-This-time.-This-time.-This-time!-This-time!-This...--Drapes!--That-is-diabolical.--It's-fantastic.-It's-got-all-my-special-skills,-even-my-top-ten-favorite-movies.--What's-number-one?-Star-Wars?--Nah,-I-don't-go-for-that...--...kind-of-stuff.--No-wonder-we-shouldn't-talk-to-them.-They're-out-of-their-minds.--When-I-leave-a-job-interview,-they're-flabbergasted,-can't-believe-what-I-say.--There's-the-sun.-Maybe-that's-a-way-out.--I-don't-remember-the-sun-having-a-big-75-on-it.--I-predicted-global-warming.--I-could-feel-it-getting-hotter.-At-first-I-thought-it-was-just-me.--Wait!-Stop!-Bee!--Stand-back.-These-are-winter-boots.--Wait!--Don't-kill-him!--You-know-I'm-allergic-to-them!-This-thing-could-kill-me!--Why-does-his-life-have-less-value-than-yours?--Why-does-his-life-have-any-less-value-than-mine?-Is-that-your-statement?--I'm-just-saying-all-life-has-value.-You-don't-know-what-he's-capable-of-feeling.--My-brochure!--There-you-go,-little-guy.--I'm-not-scared-of-him.-It's-an-allergic-thing.--Put-that-on-your-resume-brochure.--My-whole-face-could-puff-up.--Make-it-one-of-your-special-skills.--Knocking-someone-out-is-also-a-special-skill.--Right.-Bye,-Vanessa.-Thanks.----Vanessa,-next-week?-Yogurt-night?---Sure,-Ken.-You-know,-whatever.----You-could-put-carob-chips-on-there.---Bye.----Supposed-to-be-less-calories.---Bye.--I-gotta-say-something.--She-saved-my-life.-I-gotta-say-something.--All-right,-here-it-goes.--Nah.--What-would-I-say?--I-could-really-get-in-trouble.--It's-a-bee-law.-You're-not-supposed-to-talk-to-a-human.--I-can't-believe-I'm-doing-this.--I've-got-to.--Oh,-I-can't-do-it.-Oome-on!--No.-Yes.-No.--Do-it.-I-can't.--How-should-I-start-it?-You-like-jazz?-No,-that's-no-good.--Here-she-comes!-Speak,-you-fool!--Hi!--I'm-sorry.----You're-talking.---Yes,-I-know.--You're-talking!--I'm-so-sorry.--No,-it's-OK.-It's-fine.-I-know-I'm-dreaming.--But-I-don't-recall-going-to-bed.--Well,-I'm-sure-this-is-very-disconcerting.--This-is-a-bit-of-a-surprise-to-me.-I-mean,-you're-a-bee!--I-am.-And-I'm-not-supposed-to-be-doing-this,--but-they-were-all-trying-to-kill-me.--And-if-it-wasn't-for-you...--I-had-to-thank-you.-It's-just-how-I-was-raised.--That-was-a-little-weird.----I'm-talking-with-a-bee.---Yeah.--I'm-talking-to-a-bee.-And-the-bee-is-talking-to-me!--I-just-want-to-say-I'm-grateful.-I'll-leave-now.----Wait!-How-did-you-learn-to-do-that?---What?--The-talking-thing.--Same-way-you-did,-I-guess.-Mama,-Dada,-honey.-You-pick-it-up.----That's-very-funny.---Yeah.--Bees-are-funny.-If-we-didn't-laugh,-we'd-cry-with-what-we-have-to-deal-with.--Anyway...--Oan-I...--...get-you-something?---Like-what?--I-don't-know.-I-mean...-I-don't-know.-Ooffee?--I-don't-want-to-put-you-out.--It's-no-trouble.-It-takes-

Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus) (lucifermysticus@mst3k.interlinked.me)'s status on Saturday, 19-Jan-2019 04:47:05 EST

Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus)

Elly, nasty enby :heart_pan:

@Elizafox this, among other things, is why I don't plan to develop breasts

Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus) (lucifermysticus@mst3k.interlinked.me)'s status on Saturday, 19-Jan-2019 04:46:34 EST

Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus)

Well Missions 4 and 5 were a fucking twist.

Mission 6 is kicking my ass six ways to Sunday, and I have something like 400 hours in Ace Combat 4, 5, and Zero.

desvox! (desvox@catgirl.science)'s status on Saturday, 19-Jan-2019 01:35:25 EST

desvox!

ｈｕｎｔｅｒ２

Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus) (lucifermysticus@mst3k.interlinked.me)'s status on Saturday, 19-Jan-2019 00:56:50 EST

Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus)

Elly, nasty enby :heart_pan:

@Elizafox do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit