Notices by Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus) (lucifermysticus@mst3k.interlinked.me), page 7

We really need to stop the "anyone who ever disagrees with me in any way is dead to me forever" culture.

We also need to stop dealing in absolutes. As we saw today, the "all corporations are inherently evil" thing caused a bunch of instance admins to suspend an instance that changed hands to an existing, trusted Fediverse admin. No money changed hands.

The only remotely unusual thing about this changeover was that they published a press release. What our reaction as a community is saying to future administrative decisions is that transparency is something we do not want. And that's not a thing we should be saying.

I want a monarchy but only if monarch butterflies are the ones in charge

Majestic motherfuckers

Hey, people who somehow haven't played or seen Deltarune yet:

Reply to this with what you think a song called Thrash Machine sounds like.

Then listen to the song and add what it actually sounds like to your reply before sending it: https://tobyfox.bandcamp.com/track/thrash-machine

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“It’s going to snow tomorrow ❄️”
– weather people yesterday

“It’s going to rain 🌧”
– weather people this morning

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I just want snow 😾

"it's all in your head"

bigot: so I don't care
psychiatrist: let's talk about all of it
brain surgeon: this is the correct location
proctologist: how the fuck did that happen
shoe salesman: they're supposed to go on your feet, not in your mouth
mad scientist: LET'S GET IT OUT OF THERE

Workplace health and safety...

catgirls petting catgirls is the future people!