Notices by Uncommon Raven (Corvus stultissimus) (lucifermysticus@mst3k.interlinked.me), page 9

@chr putting the "ass" in lsass.exe

@Elizafox I thi I me net So My

change it to "days since Alexandria went more than 24 hours without saying 'bitch' or some variant thereof"

@Elizafox "soy brain"? what the heck did I just say?

@Elizafox @plausocks time to mark the sign zero again

@Elizafox it's complicated and it's also 4:50 soy brain might not be making any sense

@Elizafox I am?

@Elizafox same tbh

Come to beautiful Oklahoma

- real seasons
- parties so hot it shakes the ground
- gigabit internet access
- we elected our favourite food, the fried Cheeto, as our president

replace all instances of "fanboy" with "fanboat"

would an anime adaptation of Dante's Inferno count as isekai?

@Elizafox we should make a new jargon file, but laden with innuendo about rms/esr

@00dani @Elizafox wrote some RMS/esr slashfic if that counts

@kaniini why the actual fuck do these exist?

this.shit = "\x42\x41\x4e\x41\x4e\x41\x53"