Notices by Dude Named PhoneBoy 💻☕️✈️ (phoneboy@noagendasocial.com), page 49

@ChrisWilson @SpookyR child abuse never sounded so good

@SpookyR 🙏🏻👊🏻

@jeremiah it is true about a great many thing

@irritable ITM :P

@irritable My gender is No Agender :P

@futuretrash maybe those search results are using emoji that aren't supported on the iPhone 5c.

@irritable sounds like a better description than a left/right orientation, as it defies orientation :P

@SirBemrose how apropos

So you have to choose a side or you’re an idiot. Choose the wrong side, you’re also an idiot.

And people wonder why I refuse to play that game.

@irritable honestly, I'm not worried about my body weight on any given day, which will fluctuate day-to-day for various reasons. I just want to make sure it's trending the right direction (in this case, down).

@irritable it'll make you pee more. Just what I need. :P

@irritable that doesn't look fun. :P

@irritable trust me, I have to do that pretty constantly. :P

@irritable I don't poop every day since I switched to eating once a day (or less). Which, when you think about it, makes sense. That which you do not eat does not get excreted. :P

Those 10 pounds I gained in Wisconsin? Five of them are now gone. Guessing it was water weight.

Body weight in general is so weird. The fact bathroom scales are notoriously inaccurate doesn’t help either.

@dcgirl if you're not allowed to grab men by the balls whenever you damn well please, you're around the wrong men. :P

@THUFIR generally, yes, but the batteries themselves are not exactly environmentally friendly.

If we hit peak Lithium, we're going to be in trouble. Not just with cars but for electronics as well.

Clearly I haven’t gotten to this in the show yet. Bloody brilliant is right!

@YoVinnie @ChrisWilson @lwdallas