Notices by doom prince, the writer (guerrillarain@eldritch.cafe)

also if you've ever jumped in my mentions with your annoying ass milquetoast opinions, you definitely need to pay up:

https://ko-fi.com/guerrillarain

I'm your other mother, silly!!

The sheer caucasity of pointing the finger at people of color and especially admins who get racist shit thrown at us all the fucking time for not bending over backwards for your dear friend, another racist drop in the ocean of white supremacy.

Whomst the FUCK do you think you are?

"I've blocked all the people who won't forgive my racist friend!!!!"

Thats not a good look.

Bilingual culture is having a language just for complaining or talking shit.

My director wants me to do a company-wide presentation on accessible design since I've been spearheading those efforts. Any cool resources that you like or have found helpful?

My first time outdoors in my new fangs and some dude on the street froze in place, staring at me.

"guerrilla, you can't just finger-gun your way out of trouble and uncomfortable situations."

👉🏽 who 👈🏽gon 👆🏽check 👇🏽me

fun fact: when your doctor asks you how you got injured and you say "i've been learning how to skateboard", doing finger guns will not make them smile.

Clients who want everyone to haul ass while also sitting on everything are mind boggling to me.

"You're moving on this right?"

No, because you didn't answer my previous 15 emails. What am I supposed to move on?!

me every five minutes as a reminder to the world: i'm 👏🏽 goth 👏🏽

spooky flower for a spooky kid

Kindness and caring for your community in an age of performative cruelty and in a culture of individualism and "better them, not me" is punk as fuck.

I hate those shaming posts targeting people who don't travel. "Instead of paying for cable and movies, book a plane ticket and travel to where you're watching instead."

Do I *look* like I wanna travel to a fucking Sharknado?!

yall asked for gay space pirates i'm giving you gay space pirates: https://www.wattpad.com/story/199882402-gazing-on-the-unquiet-sky

(more pirating in the next chapter which is in edit mode but this one indubitably gay so 50/50)

Me: Mom!! I did some super illegal shit today!!

My mom: Oh god...

Me: I took the dog to a park with a sign that says "No dogs off leash" and then I took off her leash!!!!!! 😎

My mom: Goodbye.

@Mwenyi Lovely list! Dunno if you're interested, but I thought of it because I saw ifa, palo, Santeria, and voudou--

There are a couple of books I love on rootwork/ hoodoo/conjure (which is an AfAm derivative, similar to voudou, Santeria, etc.):

Old Style Conjure by Starr Casas
Working Conjure by Hoodoo Send Moise

It's how my practice is mostly based, also coming from a heavily Christian family (southern baptists tho)

- I messed up.
- I had a lapse in judgement.
- My sincerest apologies.
- Yo, you right. My b.

I promise you, this is a thing that works if you actually try it.

I need white people to engage in this practice just a little bit:

Just because you have an opinion doesn't mean it needs to be shared publicly.

Sometimes I feel like a parent in a toy store:

Me: Put the logo back. I don't care if you like this logo, we already have one at home. You got logo redesign money???