Notices by Murder She Toot (mxsiege@octodon.social)

i wont ever get an alexa, they'll record what you're saying says the IT professional as they walk around their entire life with their smartphone never further than two feet from their body.

When a lot of queer and trans people shifted here back in August 2018 from Twitter, i commented that this was probably the first public social network that had this amount of trans people discussing things openly and safely alongside cis people and how groundbreaking that was in terms of normalising our experiences for all involved.

I still think this is the case today, which is why i feel its important we need to all collectively try our best to steer things here towards the positive.

ALL ABOARD!

teaching how to play and selling kazoos at a festival to smashed people and watching the horror on the face of their friends as you walk away is pure 100% clown.

The opposition are currently singing in the house in protest at 1.40am.

"I can confirm that we just sang Scots Wha Hae and now it’s Plaid and Labour having a wee go as well... Tories utterly dumbfounded !"

Evorel stocks used by transfem people in the UK will be running completely dry october and november.

100ug runs out October 10th
50ug runs out November 5th.

Stocks will not resupply until mid 2020.

Estraderm and Estradot supplies have no shortages reported so it is recommended to contact your GP and switch sooner rather than later.

Those already on other patch types, be ready for possible turbulence as Evorel supplies run out.

https://thebms.org.uk/2019/08/british-menopause-society-further-update-on-hrt-supply-shortages/

@Cathymarinara
Thought you might have interest in this. It's one of the first ever latin alphabet typeface designs created by Japanese woodblock carvers, ~1907 to match the brushwork of Japanese lettering.

https://mokuhankan.com/fonts/

Screenshot dunking is two words, the second one is also important.

Dunking is "to best someone in spectacular fashion and/or in a way to humiliate them".

Posting screenshots of abusers, or keeping screenshots of abuse or misunderstandings as receipts is not dunking.

No people shouldn't screenshot dunk, but yes people should keep receipts and protect themselves from abusers with the use of screenshots.

Anyone know the name of the UK podcast where two drag queens come to terms with the realization that they're both transgender?

Manchester Police finally admitting that they do have an agreement to inform the DWP of any disabled people seen protesting and they lied previously when they said they didnt and a police officer responds in a thread to it saying "So what, we have a duty to inform the DWP of any benefit fraud we encounter".

Yeah, totes mate, thats why the Manchest Police lied so heavily for a year about this and tried to stop it coming to light, because its totally not an issue at all 🙃

But at the same time, it's handled well and finishes warmly if a little tame. None of the familiar giant Velociraptor gang bangs in sight but for a first outting, i wouldn't expect such a hardcore scenario. Here's hoping to many more with more chance to experiment.

Also added bonus Tingler at the end:
Dressed Up Handsome And NOT Pounded Because Cosplay Is Not Consent.

Overall i give this 12 Jetskis.

You can't eradicate violence, degredation and dirtyness from pornography. Those are core parts of a lot of pornography. These are things our lizard brain cortexes are programmed to get turned on by whether we like it or not.

Why do you think boys famously take girls to see horror movies? Violence and fear can be huge instigators for sexual response.

If you haven't seen it, I really really recommend taking time to watch Eugene Lee Yang's coming out video "I'm Gay". It's beautifully choreographed, and very emotional. Hard not to blub a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpipLfMiaYU

Aldi are now selling furry heads.

I love a kinky couple.

Its unacceptable for a character creator in 2019 to use "hair colour options" and not a full colour wheel.

DS9: We want to approach trans identity in star trek and explore the social issues around that. Oh why not Aliens!

ENT: We want to make jokes about trans women being men looking to trick good men and steal from them. Oh why not Aliens!

Remembering that time i was boiled alive inside an animatronic rabbit costume and woolen suit running around in the unventilated tunnels under London for four months in excessive heat.

Dysphoria Duck: Quack quack Siege, its that time again.

Me: Oh piss off dysphoria duck.

DD: Shant, I bring the monthly gift of horrible things to think about yourself

Me: Thanks, I hate it. wait monthly..?

DD: What did I say monthly.. no no I meant.. completely rAaanDoMly. What are you doing, no, no stay back..

Me: Wait a minute *pulls mask off* monthly hormone cycle?!?

MHC: Yes! and I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids, haha see you next month!

ASMR No one argues or shouts at all for the entire day (Unintentional) 8hrs30mins