Notices by Lord Guysbert de Fieri (inspectorcaracal@tootplanet.space), page 51

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Sometimes I see people waving around psych meds versus therapy like it's a Real Thing, like you can only have One or the Other and that your choice must therefore fix All Your Ills and if it doesn't then it's bad?

Which is totally bullshit.

I mean, the two things? They are completely different things. It is like saying that you need to have either a screwdriver or a hex wrench and that a hex wrench is bad because it can't screw in Phillips screws.

The thing that most people don't know about space missions is that things are pretty much always going wrong and whether your mission is a success or not depends almost entirely on how well your contingency plans and backup systems are set up.

Like, there's a reason the Mars rovers, for example, lasted well past expected lifetime and that's because they were designed with the assumption of the universe going "fuck THESE rovers in particular".

what kind of dipshit do you gotta be to smoke in a science lab, what is this, the late 1930s.

everyone loves the Flash and his immortal catchphrase "wheee -- can I travel!!"

Once more, with feeling: freedom of speech does not do 240p over composite, only 480i