Notices by INACTIVE (deadsuperhero@social.nasqueron.org), page 35

@a_breakin_glass ok

@sanspoint Yeah, but you get that at the expense of never having privacy or individuality, and the concept of family and monogamy are so abhorrent that it makes people feel sick.

@masklayer No, this is gay: @gay

@nepfag Love you too, my sweet nepnep

> Freecodecamp guy writes an article about which companies contributed the most to Open Source

> Literally only checks repos from Github and nowhere else

@jalefkowit This sounds like the coolest childhood event possible.

@lmorchard Yeah, it's a super cool feature!

Unfortunately, I have to be selective about which tags to do this with. #linux tends to get spammed by one person all the time, which kind of hurts the ability for an organic community to form around it.

@taoeffect To be fair, we didn't vote for secession from a union of nations.

@nolan But does simply having the ability to set up a development environment and copy/paste instructions line by line from some wiki really constitute "secret coupon code", in the sense that some elite group gets privileged access?

Last I checked, even the crappiest of computers and phones could be set up for this kind of thing.

"I should use the bathroom before my roommate is awa-"

*Alarm goes off, bedroom door opens, bathroom door shuts and locks*

*Shower turns on*

😑

@Elizafox It's a real-life demonstration of fnord!

@skoll These are fucking hysterical.

@lain You can't beat the price of free.

@lain Craigslist.

@Trev Ohhhh! 😅

@Trev Meanwhile, uglies like me are up all night.

At this point of the evening, I am more potato than man.

The way Saul Goodman talks to old people is fucking incredible.