Notices by INACTIVE (deadsuperhero@social.nasqueron.org), page 44

@lain It's actually one of my favorite flavors.

@noelle That joke is almost as antiquated as some of Marx's ideas.

@Trev She has ten years of experience and plenty of other clients. Our session was...memorable, to say the least.

I'm the kind of guy who cracks jokes while suffering the worst kinds of torment.

tfw a dominatrix texts you at work about how your one session with her months ago was the best that she had ever had.

@roko @lain Why are you bringing a Dutch chain of department stores into this conversation?

Is that where the magic happens? Is that where we're going?

@lain innuendo overload

@lain Wait, that picture is not you???

@lain Oh no. TIL that Lain is cute.

My flimsy straight facade is ruined.

@viciousviscosity Crap, it's going to take forever to get to the end of this road.

Collecting contacts from different instances and platforms is kind of like collecting Pokémon.

One day, I hope to collect all of the Shitposter Club people. That would be a really impressive collection.

@guizzy @lain Does Super Homo come with a cape and an S on his chest?

Or does Super Homo cum on my chest?

Hey @Dereckson , thanks for doing such a great job of running this instance. I've really enjoyed my time here and hope to keep using it.

Is there any word on when this instance might be running Mastodon 2.0? :D

@lmorchard I really loved the comically depressing tone of the new film.

The idea of the main character coming home to a generic holographic wife was equal parts imaginative and depressing.

The industrial design in that movie was so good, too!

@hamoid That's...actually amazing.

@guizzy @lain But what if No`homo is his first name?

@lain Someone needs to make a Wordpress equivalent of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2F-DItXtZs

@lain "Wordpress is an up-and-coming CMS now!"

*Sean begins flinging holy water*

"Get back, demon! BACK! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"

"But it's great, you can just write pages as blog posts, and then use as many extensions as you like to transform it into a functional website!"

*Sean's face starts melting*

@lain But if I call the CW Wordpress, you'll still get triggered.

I know that I do.