Notices by INACTIVE (deadsuperhero@social.nasqueron.org), page 61

The fediverse needs a "You're trying too hard." reaction for content.

@sciss Not at this time. Those two things speak different protocols right now.

Drink coffee, instantly feel tired.

@Elizafox We could just make machines orgasm every time they serve a particular function, and obsess over doing it.

Besides which, why does hard AI have to mean an individualistic consciousness with a tactile sense of self and competitive self-preservation?

@rw Pretty sure it means Universal Bowel Infection

@twitter @Elizafox @noelle Don't lose hope! Maybe someday, those leftover packets will become an exciting new flavor of Gatorade.

In the future, the only currency left will be art.

Minimum wage will be 8 arts an hour. Quality of art is detached from value, so a crayon sketch and the Mona Lisa are economically equal.

Some people will live on a universal basic income for 1,000 arts a month. Others will make art for a living and sell their art to get more art.

@funbreaker Vape liquid is totally an art.

@Elizafox @noelle "In fact, I could've just melted the butter and inserted garlic powder myself, but I said nah, let some miserable shlub do it for little money."

@frankiesaxx Yeah, you'd think that pizza chains would have access to better ingredients at scale, but instead everything is super processed.

@noelle @Elizafox At least the homophobes at Chik-fil-a know how to make a good chicken sandwich.

The only thing I like about PJ's is their garlic butter sauce, but that's hardly a ringing endorsement of the product line. Pizza was super terrible this time around.

Papa Johns always tastes like regret.

I need to get out of my apartment more. Trying to accomplish that by joining meetups.

This leads to the awkward question: what do I even want to do? 😛

@paulfree14 What a bunch of dickheads.

Hooray, no more Apple phone. Android and GNU/Linux all the way! 😀

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xIArFf3J4w

This track is fucking incredible.

@kaniini What a name, though.