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Notices by pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)

  1. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 11-Jul-2022 13:53:22 EDT pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    • pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    @0 @7 How long can we *maintain*? I wondered. How long before one of us starts raving and jabbering at this junior dev? What will he think then? This same box was the last known host for Google+'s app servers. Will he make that grim connection when my senior architect starts screaming about batch files and huge DDoS's coming down on the cluster? If so--well, we'll just have to degauss his Thinkpad and bury it somewhere. Because it goes without saying that we can't let him make any commits. He'll report us at once to to some kind of code of conduct enforcement agency, and they'll run us down like dogs.

    Dennis! Did I *type* that? Or just think it? Was I typing? Did I get +kb'd from the channel?
    In conversation Monday, 11-Jul-2022 13:53:22 EDT from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  2. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Jun-2022 11:20:19 EDT pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    • pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:

    STOP USING FLAVORED CREAMERS

    • COFE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO TASTE LIKE A HAZELNUT
    • YEARS OF FAVORING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for cofe additives besides milk and whiskey
    • Want a flavor in your cofe? You have one: it is cofe-flavored.
    • "Irish cream is like regular cream but Irish. Your cofe can taste like aftershave smells." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged.

    LOOK at what food chemists have been demanding your Respect for all this time

    (These are REAL flavors, sold by REAL companies.)

    • Bourbon Vanilla Pound Cake
    • Macadamia Brittle
    • Snickers
    • Coconut Cloud
    • Maple Latte
    • Collagen
    THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS
    CoffeeCreamerInnovation_Lead-4063708449.jpe
    171991-820631621.jpe
    coffeemate-target-1024x838-4166960962.jpe
    maplelatte.jpe
    In conversation Tuesday, 07-Jun-2022 11:20:19 EDT from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  3. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Thursday, 10-Dec-2020 09:10:48 EST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    • pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    • Your New SJW Waifu :verified:
    • Ever Beedle 🇺🇸
    @DiamondHell @11112011 @FailurePersonified @Grandtheftautism @Heliodramus @Kommando @MisterRogersSnapped @Oblivia @PorkCow @Prodigal @SteveTheDragon @Terry @TheJusticeCode @bagofshit @comfy @cowanon @dave @georgia @happymoomoo @histoire @jasonl8446 @look @lucky @ohi @oxblood @realcaseyrollins @redneonglow @sjw @starcake @thebitchisback

    > free burgers for all

    Until they get their revenge on us.
    burger.jpg
    In conversation Thursday, 10-Dec-2020 09:10:48 EST from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  4. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Thursday, 26-Nov-2020 15:10:21 EST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    • pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    @fp There's plenty to go around!
    meat.jpg
    In conversation Thursday, 26-Nov-2020 15:10:21 EST from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  5. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Thursday, 15-Oct-2020 18:46:18 EDT pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    Twitter is down! Praise Hellthread! https://www.rt.com/news/503647-twitter-down-user-reports/aaaaaa.gif
    In conversation Thursday, 15-Oct-2020 18:46:18 EDT from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  6. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Thursday, 01-Oct-2020 04:11:08 EDT pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    :elliot: Here is an article, I wanna see this article.:hal9000: This site doesn't work without Javascript.:elliotmanic: IT IS WORDS.:elliotsmile: Lemme just curl the page to see what is there. Half the time this will show the text of the article.:hal9000: Here is the text of the page. There is an "AMP" link, too.:elliotthinking: Why do you have an AMP page if your words are too advanced to view without JS?:hal9000: ...:elliotfurious: I didn't even like this article, it was shit.:hal9000: ...
    In conversation Thursday, 01-Oct-2020 04:11:08 EDT from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  7. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Sep-2020 06:35:06 EDT pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    @maxmustermann The obvious solution:deus_drank.mp4
    In conversation Tuesday, 29-Sep-2020 06:35:06 EDT from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  8. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 28-Sep-2020 20:26:56 EDT pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    FSE Anime Night, for no reason in particular but this is a pretty fun show and MKULTRA gave me the idea.Here's Momoiro Sisters. It's hilarious.momoiro_sisters_ep_01.mp4
    In conversation Monday, 28-Sep-2020 20:26:56 EDT from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  9. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Thursday, 24-Sep-2020 18:32:59 EDT pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    • nepfag
    @nepfag :pressf: > Thoughts?DON'T GO
    In conversation Thursday, 24-Sep-2020 18:32:59 EDT from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  10. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 14-Sep-2020 18:00:27 EDT pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    Oh, and ANOTHER THING: Unix time rolled over to 1600000000.1.6.png
    In conversation Monday, 14-Sep-2020 18:00:27 EDT from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  11. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Sep-2020 14:40:47 EDT pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    • pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    • Your New SJW Waifu :verified:
    • /0/
    @PussySlayer @sjw Also check this shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tRzZOZC49w
    In conversation Wednesday, 02-Sep-2020 14:40:47 EDT from freespeechextremist.com permalink

    Attachments

    1. Invalid filename.
      CYBERDELIA POPURRI 2020 (by Meme Vivaldi)
      By acerodan from YouTube
  12. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Sep-2020 03:51:06 EDT pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    I swear I am never buying another HP server forever. So I have a failed disk.:elliotsmile: No worries, it's all hot-swappable and RAIDed, I'll just screw a new drive into the mounting bracket and shove it in.:hal9000: I'm afraid I can't allow you to do that.:elliotfurious: They attempt to lock down the disks you can install. The disks.
    In conversation Wednesday, 02-Sep-2020 03:51:06 EDT from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  13. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Saturday, 01-Aug-2020 18:39:46 EDT pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    in reply to
    • pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    • just an actual husbear
    @guizzy @Moon
    tsp-212.png
    In conversation Saturday, 01-Aug-2020 18:39:46 EDT from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  14. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jul-2020 14:26:03 EDT pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    • matrix07012 :thotpatrol: :cunnyEmpire:
    • pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    • Your New SJW Waifu :verified:
    @sjw @Dave @Jack @matrix @nerdman
    alwayremberburgs.png
    In conversation Sunday, 19-Jul-2020 14:26:03 EDT from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  15. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jul-2020 03:09:24 EDT pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    • pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    • Your New SJW Waifu :verified:
    @Oblivia @ripplestream @sjw @zdh
    mario_turtle_irl.jpg
    mario_inception.jpg
    In conversation Saturday, 04-Jul-2020 03:09:24 EDT from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  16. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 22-Jun-2020 21:21:41 EDT pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    • pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    i require complete silence to perform my hacking maneuvers
    hacking.mp4
    In conversation Monday, 22-Jun-2020 21:21:41 EDT from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  17. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2020 23:33:48 EDT pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    • HiroProtagonist
    • pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    @HiroProtagonist @Secftblgirl :marvin:
    marvin.jpg
    In conversation Thursday, 18-Jun-2020 23:33:48 EDT from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  18. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2020 19:16:32 EDT pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    • It's a me
    • Biggest :valve_1::valve_2: shill :flag:
    • Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:
    • pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    @feld @lanodan @hj
    Wow_nuts.gif
    In conversation Wednesday, 10-Jun-2020 19:16:32 EDT from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  19. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2020 10:38:26 EDT pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    • pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    • Alex Gleason
    @alex @_p
    doublep.jpg
    In conversation Saturday, 30-May-2020 10:38:26 EDT from freespeechextremist.com permalink
  20. pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 19-Apr-2020 02:11:49 EDT pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist:
    • GNU/r000t
    • Summer Vriska (Winter Version)
    • Alex Gleason
    @r000t @alex @vriska

    :bigred: Are you still using Twitter? Come to the Mastodon Network™, featuring the Fediverse!
    :chotchkies: Why, what's on there?
    :bigred: I blocked like two thousand people today!
    :chotchkies: I mean what is on there that you *like* to see?
    :bigred: I...I don't remember. I spend all my time trying to figure out who to block next.
    :chotchkies: How is this different from what you did on Twitter?
    :bigred: ...
    :chotchkies: Why do you even use these sites if you block everyone?
    :bigred: ...
    :chotchkies: Huh, no reply. Must have gone to bed.

    :bigred: #fediblock recommendation! CW: alt-right shitheads, cryptofascists, open fascists, capitalism apologists
    :bigred: I RECOMMEND BLOCKING :chotchkies: LIVE TO BLOCK BLOCK TO LIVE
    In conversation Sunday, 19-Apr-2020 02:11:49 EDT from freespeechextremist.com permalink
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