Notices by Elly, nasty enby :heart_pan: (elizafox@mst3k.interlinked.me), page 19

@kaniini @nik I made a post about it already, there's no need for the third degree here

@kaniini OH COME ON, I've only slept with six people who use fedi

And I only met two of them on fedi...

um..

hm okay maybe I should be on PrEP

This means about half of all the people I've slept with in my life use fedi (that I know of). That's weird.

Still, only met two of them on fedi.

... technically six god dammit

I've slept with 5 people who use fedi.

Now I know what you're thinking.

Stop thinking it.

... Only two of those were people I met /on/ fedi.

Got an STD test today. It'll probably come back clean but peace of mind y'know?

Also my doctor wants me on PrEP, because she noted I am a thot.

So, that's a thing now.

You don't hate cars you hate bad drivers and the improper substitution of public transit with private transportation

I once tried to purify ethanol with molecular sieves to produce 100% alcohol (you can't produce more than 97.5% via distillation)

It didn't work and this is what came out

@vertigo absolutely not

This is a metaphor for being trans somehow

@pea you're right I'm not sorry at all

@rice You doooooo 💜