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Notices by Frankie Saxx (frankiesaxx@social.tchncs.de), page 74

  1. Frankie Saxx (frankiesaxx@social.tchncs.de)'s status on Monday, 16-Apr-2018 10:21:43 EDT Frankie Saxx Frankie Saxx
    • JP Mens

    @jpmens also, so sorry for being that guy.

    In conversation Monday, 16-Apr-2018 10:21:43 EDT from social.tchncs.de permalink
  2. Frankie Saxx (frankiesaxx@social.tchncs.de)'s status on Monday, 16-Apr-2018 10:20:47 EDT Frankie Saxx Frankie Saxx
    • JP Mens

    @jpmens psst.... I don't think they're called "oriental" anymore unless they're rugs or a noodle cup flavour. I think we say "asian" now.

    In conversation Monday, 16-Apr-2018 10:20:47 EDT from social.tchncs.de permalink
  3. Thor, the Norseman has moved! (thor@snabeltann.no)'s status on Monday, 16-Apr-2018 08:49:21 EDT Thor, the Norseman has moved! Thor, the Norseman has moved!

    Integers and floating-point numbers have different feels. Integers feel rigid, blocky and practical. Floating-point numbers feel soft, fluid and mathematical.

    I rather like floating-point numbers.

    In conversation Monday, 16-Apr-2018 08:49:21 EDT from snabeltann.no permalink Repeated by frankiesaxx
  4. Frankie Saxx (frankiesaxx@social.tchncs.de)'s status on Monday, 16-Apr-2018 10:17:07 EDT Frankie Saxx Frankie Saxx
    • Christine Lemmer-Webber
    • The Mysterious Em

    @cwebber I think @TheMysteriousEm is in a support group for that.

    Or you could use my method. Ctrl+A & "archive".

    If it's important, they'll send another one.

    In conversation Monday, 16-Apr-2018 10:17:07 EDT from social.tchncs.de permalink
  5. Frankie Saxx (frankiesaxx@social.tchncs.de)'s status on Monday, 16-Apr-2018 10:15:21 EDT Frankie Saxx Frankie Saxx

    My math when calculating how many glasses of wine I would get from this bottle was a little off.

    In conversation Monday, 16-Apr-2018 10:15:21 EDT from social.tchncs.de permalink
  6. the yawning void (ginnungagap@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 16-Apr-2018 09:12:50 EDT the yawning void the yawning void

    loafing around ๐Ÿ”

    #chickens
    https://mastodon.social/media/YNbhCSkm_LrkweCYv8k

    In conversation Monday, 16-Apr-2018 09:12:50 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by frankiesaxx
  7. Frankie Saxx (frankiesaxx@social.tchncs.de)'s status on Monday, 16-Apr-2018 10:13:07 EDT Frankie Saxx Frankie Saxx
    in reply to
    • Christine Lemmer-Webber
    • kaniini

    @cwebber @kaniini I'll believe it when you actually don't get any more mails from it.

    In conversation Monday, 16-Apr-2018 10:13:07 EDT from social.tchncs.de permalink
  8. kaniini (kaniini@pleroma.dereferenced.org)'s status on Monday, 16-Apr-2018 09:32:52 EDT kaniini kaniini
    in reply to
    • Christine Lemmer-Webber
    @cwebber
    In conversation Monday, 16-Apr-2018 09:32:52 EDT from pleroma.dereferenced.org permalink Repeated by frankiesaxx
  9. kaniini (kaniini@pleroma.dereferenced.org)'s status on Monday, 16-Apr-2018 09:24:47 EDT kaniini kaniini
    in reply to
    • It's a me
    @feld

    I was dropping acid and reading "Hacker" "News" in my office at Spamly, the latest Silicon Valley unicorn, when a call came in via SlackDiscordMatterMost, a recently created corporate communications conglomerate.

    It was the CEO. "Bad news, devs. We've got a situation."

    "What? Is Brendan Eich trying to oppress the gays again?"

    "Worse. I don't know which command is necessary to cover up the millions of dollars I stole from these venture capitalists. They're going to be pissed when they find out the money is gone."

    "Well, you could try reading a man page..."

    "WHAT GOOD IS THAT GOING TO DO ME?! I NEED A SYSTEM TO TELL ME WHAT MAN PAGE IS RELEVANT. AND IT NEEDS TO BE WEB SCALE BECAUSE I NEED TO DO THIS A LOT," the CEO yelled.

    "What about apro..."

    "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS AND I DON'T CARE, IT'S NOT FUCKING WEB SCALE. I NEED A SOLUTION, PEOPLE, AND I NEED ONE NOW, OR WE'RE ALL OUT ON THE STREET!"

    "Well, we could write a tool using ElasticSearch to find the necessary man page you're looking for... I could write a rails application, but I will need at least 10 servers for the ElasticSearch cluster so we can ensure maximum uptime of this mission critical service."

    "LOOK, YOU HAVE A BLANK CHECK TO DO WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO DO. JUST GET IT DONE."

    And with that, the CEO disconnected the call, the developer wrote a blog post about the system and started circulating their resume as to have a new job lined up at the next unicorn.
    In conversation Monday, 16-Apr-2018 09:24:47 EDT from pleroma.dereferenced.org permalink Repeated by frankiesaxx
  10. kaniini (kaniini@pleroma.dereferenced.org)'s status on Monday, 16-Apr-2018 09:43:16 EDT kaniini kaniini
    can we get back to using GPUs to factorize RSA keys instead of mining crypto currencies, thanks
    In conversation Monday, 16-Apr-2018 09:43:16 EDT from pleroma.dereferenced.org permalink Repeated by frankiesaxx
  11. Frankie Saxx (frankiesaxx@social.tchncs.de)'s status on Monday, 16-Apr-2018 10:09:50 EDT Frankie Saxx Frankie Saxx
    • Doug Lewars

    @Douglewars I wonder if there was ever a time when politicians were grown ups?

    In conversation Monday, 16-Apr-2018 10:09:50 EDT from social.tchncs.de permalink
  12. Bradlibum (bradlibum@octodon.social)'s status on Monday, 16-Apr-2018 10:01:29 EDT Bradlibum Bradlibum

    My coworker asked why I leave my coffee cup in the break room instead of just bringing it into the bathroom with me. I AM NOT BRING MY COFFEE IN WITH ME WHILE I AM MAKING BROWNIE BITES!!! Just seems like a recipe for disaster.

    In conversation Monday, 16-Apr-2018 10:01:29 EDT from octodon.social permalink Repeated by frankiesaxx
  13. Frankie Saxx (frankiesaxx@social.tchncs.de)'s status on Monday, 16-Apr-2018 10:08:49 EDT Frankie Saxx Frankie Saxx
    in reply to
    • Bradlibum

    @bradlibum who doesn't drink coffee while they poop? Weird!

    In conversation Monday, 16-Apr-2018 10:08:49 EDT from social.tchncs.de permalink
  14. Lyn Thorne๐ŸAutumn ๐Ÿ‚ (aldersprig@tootplanet.space)'s status on Thursday, 05-Apr-2018 10:57:19 EDT Lyn Thorne🍁Autumn 🍂 Lyn Thorne๐ŸAutumn ๐Ÿ‚

    So when I was โ€ฆ letโ€™s see, letโ€™s just say in 1999, I was on a social site called 6Degrees, where I met my first poly first therian person.

    My Livejournal account goes back to 2001, iirc.

    And we always had forums for games.

    In conversation Thursday, 05-Apr-2018 10:57:19 EDT from tootplanet.space permalink Repeated by frankiesaxx
  15. Frankie Saxx (frankiesaxx@social.tchncs.de)'s status on Thursday, 05-Apr-2018 11:26:12 EDT Frankie Saxx Frankie Saxx
    • Lyn Thorne๐ŸAutumn ๐Ÿ‚
    • likecroft

    @aldersprig
    Haha and wherever you go, there's the same people who are desperate to stake out a pecking order based on join date or who has the lower user number.
    @likecroft

    In conversation Thursday, 05-Apr-2018 11:26:12 EDT from social.tchncs.de permalink
  16. BjarniBjarniBjarni ๐Ÿ™Š ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ (herrabre@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 05-Apr-2018 11:01:15 EDT BjarniBjarniBjarni  🙊 🇮🇸 🍏 BjarniBjarniBjarni ๐Ÿ™Š ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ

    Countries where the rain just comes straight down are so odd!

    Like, you can hang laundry out on the balcony and it doesn't get wet because of the balcony above.

    OMG WTF!

    And umbrellas are useful!

    I'm used to rain being a sideways affair that takes pride in not only mocking your puny umbrella, but also getting in your ears and up your nose.

    Thunder in #Italy is pretty cool though. #Iceland doesn't have much thunder.

    In conversation Thursday, 05-Apr-2018 11:01:15 EDT from mastodon.xyz permalink Repeated by frankiesaxx
  17. Frankie Saxx (frankiesaxx@social.tchncs.de)'s status on Thursday, 05-Apr-2018 11:23:48 EDT Frankie Saxx Frankie Saxx
    in reply to
    • BjarniBjarniBjarni ๐Ÿ™Š ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ

    @HerraBRE
    We don't get much thunder in Sweden either

    In conversation Thursday, 05-Apr-2018 11:23:48 EDT from social.tchncs.de permalink
  18. Frankie Saxx (frankiesaxx@social.tchncs.de)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Apr-2018 10:48:14 EDT Frankie Saxx Frankie Saxx

    I wish people understood "you can just set up your own server!" is not a good answer to people with instance issues.

    It's true *in theory*.

    If you have the money to pay for a server to run it on. 5 USD a month may not be a lot to *you* but it's out of some people's price range.

    If you have the technical knowledge to set up and admin something like Mastodon. Not everyone does, and not everyone who lacks it has the time and resources to learn.

    That's why stable, well run instances matter.

    In conversation Tuesday, 03-Apr-2018 10:48:14 EDT from social.tchncs.de permalink
  19. Cdf_Lover (cdflover@switter.at)'s status on Friday, 30-Mar-2018 06:55:05 EDT Cdf_Lover Cdf_Lover

    Some people seem to be determined to get this instance isolated by simply ignoring some common sense suggestions about controlling the publishing of content.

    TBH if thats what you want, go somewhere else, Mastodon is not for you.

    This platform gives you the chance to operate a shop window while controlling the access others have to your content to protect minors and others and being considerate of other communities.

    3/

    In conversation Friday, 30-Mar-2018 06:55:05 EDT from switter.at permalink Repeated by frankiesaxx
  20. Frankie Saxx (frankiesaxx@social.tchncs.de)'s status on Friday, 30-Mar-2018 18:30:02 EDT Frankie Saxx Frankie Saxx
    • Switter
    • ๐Ÿ’Ž heather jana ๐Ÿ’Ž

    @omgheatherjana
    Also there's the #needhelp tag for general questions and help. We're really a pretty helpful bunch! I know some people keep it pinned.
    @switter

    In conversation Friday, 30-Mar-2018 18:30:02 EDT from social.tchncs.de permalink
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