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Notices by YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= (roka@gs.smuglo.li), page 3

  1. YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jan-2018 02:58:38 EST YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD=
    • NOSTALGISCHE HARDCOREPLATEN
    @hardbass2k8 https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/689855
    In conversation Saturday, 27-Jan-2018 02:58:38 EST from gs.smuglo.li permalink
  2. YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jan-2018 15:57:42 EST YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD=
    I love the Saturn https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1158419
    In conversation Thursday, 25-Jan-2018 15:57:42 EST from gs.smuglo.li permalink
  3. YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jan-2018 08:41:37 EST YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD=
    • dtluna 🏴
    @dtluna Holy shit, what a wild trip.

    I was going to the toilets to take a dump, peeked inside and there was Janusz Korwin-Mikke sitting on my fucking toilet seat with his pants dropped, reading a newspaper. So I approached him and asked: "Mr. Janusz, king of the Polish right wing, capitalist, monarchist and freedom fighter, I ask you humbly - what are you doing on my toilet?" He answered "Shut the fuck up, you faggot. Did you manufacture and install this toilet here for yourself? Did you, whore? In the name of freedom and private property, I'm taking over this toilet and intend to return it to those who manufactured it. You're not allowed to take anything from the creators - they're the rightful owners. You want to just gorge yourself and gorge, you fucking leftist swine. Contribute something more than that piece of shit you came here to shit out."

    With these words, Janusz flushed and before my eyes a geyser composed of a mix of free market piss and shit appeared, of the magnitude that cannot be witnessed even on Iceland. Korwin dissolved within it as if he was the invisible hand of the market intervening when there is no balance.

    The entire toilet reeked of shit and piss which was now splattered all over the walls. I looked inside the toilet and on the bottom there was a red bowtie, moustache and skinny jeans - they must've floated from depths of the Mariana Trench up to my toilet.

    I closed the door and didn't dare to enter for the next few years. When I did find the courage, the toilet was not there anymore and on the wall - written in shit - stood "We'll meet again, you fucking leftist whore. J."

    After this, I moved to Norway, where the invisible hand does not reach.

    P.S.
    It's the honest truth. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1148066
    In conversation Saturday, 20-Jan-2018 08:41:37 EST from gs.smuglo.li permalink
  4. YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Friday, 19-Jan-2018 17:12:00 EST YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD=
    I believe that our present generation would easily master this danger if they were rightly led. For this generation has gone through certain experiences, which must have strengthened the nerves of all those who did not become nervously broken by them. Certainly in days to come, the 3d pigs will raise a tremendous cry throughout their newspapers, once the hand is laid on their favourite net. Once the move is made to put an end to this scandalous press and once this instrument which is public opinion is brought under weeb control and no longer left in the hands of aliens and enemies of the waifus. I am certain that this will be easier for us than it was for our fathers. The scream of the twelve-inch shrapnel is more penetrating than the hiss from a thousand 3dpd newspaper vipers. Therefore let them go on with their hissing.
    In conversation Friday, 19-Jan-2018 17:12:00 EST from gs.smuglo.li permalink
  5. YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Friday, 19-Jan-2018 16:18:06 EST YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD=
    Stop reproducing, that's racist. Think of the children of colour like the one in the attached picture! https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1147229
    In conversation Friday, 19-Jan-2018 16:18:06 EST from gs.smuglo.li permalink
  6. YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Friday, 19-Jan-2018 00:40:55 EST YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD=
    • shp
    • Beep Boop Forever
    @shpuld @dirb buttbanki! https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1145769
    In conversation Friday, 19-Jan-2018 00:40:55 EST from gs.smuglo.li permalink
  7. YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jan-2018 02:38:52 EST YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD=
    told you https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/01/17/html5_online_tracking/
    In conversation Thursday, 18-Jan-2018 02:38:52 EST from gs.smuglo.li permalink

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    1. HTML5 may as well stand for Hey, Track Me Longtime 5. Ads can use it to fingerprint netizens
      This language is wired for sound
  8. YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Sunday, 14-Jan-2018 10:30:16 EST YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD=
    oh my, what is going on here~? https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1135081
    In conversation Sunday, 14-Jan-2018 10:30:16 EST from gs.smuglo.li permalink
  9. YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jan-2018 07:53:01 EST YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD=
    w https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1133765
    In conversation Saturday, 13-Jan-2018 07:53:01 EST from gs.smuglo.li permalink
  10. YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2018 17:25:02 EST YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD=
    Browsers are not media players! https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1129980
    In conversation Wednesday, 10-Jan-2018 17:25:02 EST from gs.smuglo.li permalink
  11. YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2018 14:04:44 EST YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD=
    • SMUG IS DEAD LONG LIVE SMUG
    @dokidoki https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1129660 https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1129662
    In conversation Wednesday, 10-Jan-2018 14:04:44 EST from gs.smuglo.li permalink
  12. YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jan-2018 14:42:39 EST YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD=
    Who rembers SECC CPU cartridges? https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1114675
    In conversation Wednesday, 03-Jan-2018 14:42:39 EST from gs.smuglo.li permalink

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  13. YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jan-2018 09:04:50 EST YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD=
    u-uh oh!!!111 https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1112557
    In conversation Tuesday, 02-Jan-2018 09:04:50 EST from gs.smuglo.li permalink
  14. YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Monday, 01-Jan-2018 10:00:23 EST YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD=
    • dtluna 🏴
    @dtluna wtf i love ancapism now https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1111273
    In conversation Monday, 01-Jan-2018 10:00:23 EST from gs.smuglo.li permalink
  15. YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Sunday, 31-Dec-2017 16:16:49 EST YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD=
    • aeris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
    • Taiz
    @taiz jesus christ cc @aeris
    https://i.write.codethat.sucks/@suetanvil/99270000497076756 https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1110298
    In conversation Sunday, 31-Dec-2017 16:16:49 EST from gs.smuglo.li permalink
  16. YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Sunday, 31-Dec-2017 09:04:31 EST YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD=
    • shp
    • Alcario Tuzon - Clownprophet
    • γ΄γ‚€βœ…
    @shpuld @kiki exquisite

    cc @zemichi https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/18873
    In conversation Sunday, 31-Dec-2017 09:04:31 EST from gs.smuglo.li permalink
  17. YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Thursday, 28-Dec-2017 15:34:48 EST YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD=
    • shp
    • β™‘ rye β™‘
    @shpuld @rye [visualised] https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1105616
    In conversation Thursday, 28-Dec-2017 15:34:48 EST from gs.smuglo.li permalink
  18. YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Thursday, 28-Dec-2017 12:59:48 EST YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD=
    Daily reminder that entirety of Gahnoo Soshul userbase is composed of cute lolis while Mastodon is an endless sausage party of obese men. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1105468
    In conversation Thursday, 28-Dec-2017 12:59:48 EST from gs.smuglo.li permalink

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  19. YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Dec-2017 17:21:55 EST YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD=
    • shp
    • β™‘ rye β™‘
    @shpuld @rye https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1104346
    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Dec-2017 17:21:55 EST from gs.smuglo.li permalink
  20. YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= (roka@gs.smuglo.li)'s status on Sunday, 10-Dec-2017 01:59:19 EST YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD= YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD=
    I've gotten so much hate and harassment and even threats over this, but I wont back down.

    traps are gay
    In conversation Sunday, 10-Dec-2017 01:59:19 EST from gs.smuglo.li permalink
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