Notices by Matthew Skala (mattskala@mstdn.io), page 16

@eal yes mommy

@Sir_Boops I have to ask: is it one syllable, like "boops that changed the world," or two, like B. boops, the Eastern Atlantic sea bream?

@Tryphon This might be inaccurate given the commercial sponsorship of the largest instances.

A Mastodon is a device for turning cofe into theorems.

@Ocean @JibrilTheFlugel @louisoft01 If I buy the yarn, will she make me one, too?

@masu Maybe use a screensaver program to do it? I think many have a mode where they just cycle through images. My first thought was "Damn, I'd have to disable my screensaver and that always turns out to be harder than I expected" but my second thought was the screensaver could be the solution instead of the problem.

@lain What is this my Son Tom.

Does Kompressor's fake German accent count as cultural appropriation? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tlA0IyKjiI

Common parts to keep in stock https://northcoastsynthesis.com/news/common-parts-to-keep-in-stock/

@angristan Is this just fantasy?

Golly, Mr. Science, a whole square foot of antistatic foam! Wait'll I tell the kids at school!

@wrenpile I don't like some of the quotes from Gargron that have been circulated recently. Fortunately, the network is bigger than him; but he's the face that people outside are looking at.

I hadn't realized how bad things were. Though it goes against my grain to advocate this, maybe things really would be better if we blocked mastodon.social.

@codl 3. For great justice.

You know what's the worst thing about 2018? Confusing the words "gender" and "genre" is going to become standardized usage. You just see if it doesn't.