Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 3

@Nine I love everything about this and wish to dine at Restaurant Draconis

@colon_three refreshingly honest and straightforward description on the contract though

@alphys ...there's a 9:30 in the morning?

@mavica oh no, I misheard that

@mavica

@sydneyfalk @garbados ...nah, we're alright thanks

@Nine they're also named after a plant which is like, hella enby

@mavica aww bunrito

@mavica you even know your way around a wavetable which makes you even more synthy than the other synths!

Ooh ooh shiny!

NOMOS x Cool Hunting limited edition pride watches

They're the Club Campus 38 but with really nice new dials

Limited edition of 22 of each colourway

Price is the same as the standard production model, $100 from each sale goes to The Trevor Project

Someone buy me the full set pls

bunthulhu

for a group reputed to be as quiet as the freemasons are they really seem to love their random crap with logos on

pocketwatches? slap masonic stuff on there, badges? slap masonic stuff on there, lighters? slap masonic stuff on there, jewellery? you betcha, masonic stuff

@gcupc both, where did you think matrix management was invented?

@gcupc that's gotta be the result of constantine annoying whichever demon is in charge of funko

@mavica my go-to response is to say "fine, you want them kept as historical artefacts? put them in your house 'cause we ain't keeping them here"