Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 79

Well, the UK government has responded to the petition

In a large number of words that are summed up by "nah"

Didn't expect anything different but still, fuck you too UK government

Do you have fucking massive wrists?
Do you really like the films Commando, The Predator, Running Man, Raw Deal, and/or Twins?

If you answered yes to either of those questions you might want to look at Seiko's reissue of the watch Arnold Schwarzenegger wore in those films, the Seiko "Arnie"

Standard model is the SNJ025P1 and runs around £420

@ajroach42 I refer you to my earlier legal opinion; Be Gay, Do Crimes

@Siphonay if people actually were going to get arrested for spongebob memes I'd be 100% in favour

they're so passé

official octopus legal advice* on running a fediverse instance with the introduction of the new EU legislation stuff:

Be gay
Do crimes

*octopus is in no way a legal professional. also not a professional and the jury's still out on the "legal" bit

export EDITOR=rm

@banjofox that's probably in the product description too

I just picked up the cheapest motion activated ir camera on amazon

@maple cutest lesbun

🦔 HEDGIECAM ACTIVE 🦔

I think

All indications point to it being active but given it's one of those "wildlife/hunting camera" things there's not much to give it away that it's on

We'll find out tomorrow

@sydneyfalk I think it actually is classed as that in islam

or, as I remember far more clearly, it's definitely considered that by Ned Flanders in the simpsons

:thaenkin: mesh network using small single-board computers with LoRa for long range links and solar for power

bit rate would leave a lot to be desired but it'd be neat as hell for text files and such

huh, I'd have thought google would have been the ones to come out with a credit card first

@noelle us octopuses do indeed keep gardens with lots of little shiny things we collect

@noelle wombats have cube shaped poop

@Jo mid-atlantic/transatlantic

it's not really a native accent, it's more one that people used to put on to appear more educated

@Jo also they should quit the poetry

they're not good at it

octopus has ordered an outdoor camera to get good pictures of the hedgehogs when they come along

yes, I will be posting lots of pictures

@maple you're good!