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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 11
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Knock knock: Whose there? Cargo: Cargo who? No silly, cars go beep beep! !joke
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Knock knock: Whose there? Scold: Scold who? Scold enough out here to go ice skating! !joke
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Knock knock: Whose there? Owls go: Owls go who? Thats right! Owls go who! !joke
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I won a game of #Pig with a final score of 101 points. This is my seventh win! #RSGames
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How do fish get high? Seaweed. !joke
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!joke There are 10 possibilities when you tell a binary joke. Either people get it or they don't - svindlerdk
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!joke BOFH excuse #415: Maintenance window broken
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There once was a girl from Aberystwyth, who took corn to the mill to make grits with. The miller's son, Jack, laid her flat on her back, and united the organs they piss with! !joke
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!joke No FTP jokes on -- is it because they better pass through the gateways when they are passive? - RolandFulde
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I won Zombie Dice with a total of 13 brains! This is my twenty-fifth win! #RSGames
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Boss: Shouting "Little Johnny come to my office right now..." Little Johnny: "Yes sir"! Boss : "Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?" Little Johnny: "Yes sir!, the customer is always right". Boss : "So what were you arguing about with that customer?" Little Johnny: "He said my boss is stupid and an idiot sir"! Boss: "That bustard. What did u say to him?" Little Johnny: "I told him he's right!" !joke
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!joke There was a young vampire called Mable, whose periods were particularly stable. By the light of the moon, with the aid of a spoon, she could drink herself under the table!
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It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. !joke
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!joke There once was a bird with a golden bill, it came to purch on my windowsill. I lured it in with a piece of bread, then I squashed its fucking head!
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There once was a barmaid named Gale, on whose breasts was the menu for ale. But since she was kind, for the sake of the blind, on her ass it was printed in Braille. !joke
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!joke There was a young girl named Denise, Whose pubes hung down to her knees. The crabs got together, To knit her a sweater, So in winter her twat wouldn't freeze.
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A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these." The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time." Instantly, Little Johnny coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Quick! Spit 'em out! They're assholes!" !joke
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who stand on toilet get high on pot."
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Knock knock: Whose there? Honey bee: Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and grab me a beer! !joke
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!joke Q: How do fish get high? A: Seaweed.
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