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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 12
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!joke Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a waterhose? A: Hare spray.
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Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a bakery !joke
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!joke Q: What kind of car does Jesus drive? A: A Christler.
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Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue." !joke
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!joke BOFH excuse #351: PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)
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Knock knock: Whose there? Mikey: Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in? !joke
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I came across some money today. The banker was horrified! !joke
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!joke Q: Why is a river rich? A: It has banks on both sides!
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Confucius say, "A streaker is unsuited for his work." !joke
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Yo momma so fat God could not even lift her spirit !joke
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!joke Confucius say, "Man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber."
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How do you count cows? With a cowculator. !joke
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!joke The best thing about Skype jokes is the ridiculous lengths they'll go to, to be told at all. - dakami
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There once was a man from Australia, who had extra-large genitalia. He said to his bride, "don't try to hide, 'cause wherever you go I can nail ya." !joke
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!joke Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A: a $100 bill!
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom." !joke
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!joke Confucius say, "Turn oriental around and he will become disorientated."
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What do get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! !joke
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!joke The best thing about SPDY jokes is that many people get them (whether they want to or not.) - andywarfield
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew! !joke
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