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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 13

  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 23-Jun-2018 23:31:55 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What did the psychiatrist say to the naked man who burst into his office? A: "Sir! I can clearly see your nuts"!
    In conversation Saturday, 23-Jun-2018 23:31:55 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 23-Jun-2018 17:01:55 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Hatch: Hatch who? Bless you! !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 23-Jun-2018 17:01:55 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 22-Jun-2018 23:31:52 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke A limerick packs laughs anatomical, into space that is quite economical. But the good ones I've seen, so seldom are clean. And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
    In conversation Friday, 22-Jun-2018 23:31:52 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 22-Jun-2018 17:01:52 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one person at the time !joke
    In conversation Friday, 22-Jun-2018 17:01:52 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 21-Jun-2018 23:31:48 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke There was a young girl from Cape Cod, Who thought babies came only from God. T'wasn't the Almighty, who lifted her nightie, T'was Roger the Lodger by god!
    In conversation Thursday, 21-Jun-2018 23:31:48 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 21-Jun-2018 17:01:48 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 21-Jun-2018 17:01:48 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Jun-2018 23:31:45 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Man who learn to masturbate come in handy."
    In conversation Wednesday, 20-Jun-2018 23:31:45 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Jun-2018 17:01:45 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 20-Jun-2018 17:01:45 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Jun-2018 23:31:42 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? A: Doughnuts!
    In conversation Tuesday, 19-Jun-2018 23:31:42 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Jun-2018 17:00:59 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Cargo: Cargo who? No silly, cars go beep beep! !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 06-Jun-2018 17:00:59 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 30-May-2018 17:00:34 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Hatch: Hatch who? Bless you! !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 30-May-2018 17:00:34 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 29-May-2018 23:30:31 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke WEP cracking - the first sport to introduce replay - CwGGeNiuS
    In conversation Tuesday, 29-May-2018 23:30:31 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 29-May-2018 17:00:31 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Savior: Savior who? Savior breath and open the door! !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 29-May-2018 17:00:31 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 28-May-2018 23:30:28 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #329: Server depressed, needs Prozac
    In conversation Monday, 28-May-2018 23:30:28 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 28-May-2018 17:00:28 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Madam: Madam who? Madam finger's stuck in the door! !joke
    In conversation Monday, 28-May-2018 17:00:28 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 27-May-2018 23:30:25 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke I was going to use my web server to tell this joke, but I don't think you would GET it. - fredowsley
    In conversation Sunday, 27-May-2018 23:30:25 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 27-May-2018 17:00:24 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma is so fat that on halloween she says trick or meatloaf !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 27-May-2018 17:00:24 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 26-May-2018 23:30:21 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: How do you count cows? A: With a cowculator.
    In conversation Saturday, 26-May-2018 23:30:21 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 26-May-2018 17:00:21 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months." Then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?" Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend." !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 26-May-2018 17:00:21 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 25-May-2018 23:30:19 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "He who eats too many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
    In conversation Friday, 25-May-2018 23:30:19 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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