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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 14

  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 25-May-2018 17:00:17 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Savior: Savior who? Savior breath and open the door! !joke
    In conversation Friday, 25-May-2018 17:00:17 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 24-May-2018 23:30:20 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #451: astropneumatic oscillations in the water-cooling
    In conversation Thursday, 24-May-2018 23:30:20 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 24-May-2018 17:00:15 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    There was a young poet named Dan, whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, he said, "Yes, I know, It's because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line that I can." !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 24-May-2018 17:00:15 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 23-May-2018 23:30:11 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Woman who put detergent on top shelf soon jump for Joy."
    In conversation Wednesday, 23-May-2018 23:30:11 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 23-May-2018 17:00:11 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    There was a young Rabbi from peru, who was vainly attempting to screw. His wife said, "Oi vey, If you keep up this way. The Messiah will come before you do." !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 23-May-2018 17:00:11 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 22-May-2018 23:30:08 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #44: bank holiday - system operating credits not recharged
    In conversation Tuesday, 22-May-2018 23:30:08 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 22-May-2018 17:00:07 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot. !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 22-May-2018 17:00:07 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 21-May-2018 23:30:04 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #278: The Dilithium Crystals need to be rotated.
    In conversation Monday, 21-May-2018 23:30:04 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 21-May-2018 17:00:04 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    There once was a man named Mort, whose dick was decidedly short. When he climbed into bed, his girlfriend said, "that's not a dick it's a wart!" !joke
    In conversation Monday, 21-May-2018 17:00:04 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 20-May-2018 23:31:13 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #243: The computer fleetly, mouse and all.
    In conversation Sunday, 20-May-2018 23:31:13 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 19-May-2018 23:31:10 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Huntingtons clash of civilizations should be solved by computer scientists. Just RFC all those social protocols. - TheTinyToon
    In conversation Saturday, 19-May-2018 23:31:10 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 13-May-2018 17:00:50 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    What do you get when you mix human dna with a goat's? Banned from the petting zoo. !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 13-May-2018 17:00:50 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 30-Apr-2018 17:00:07 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma's so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said DAMN and ran away. !joke
    In conversation Monday, 30-Apr-2018 17:00:07 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 29-Apr-2018 23:30:03 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke There once were two young girls from Birmingham, I know a wild story concerning 'em. They lifted the frock and diddled the cock, of the Bishop engaged in confirming 'em. Now the Bishop was no fool, He'd been to a fine public school. He lowered his britches, and fucked both those bitches, with his twelve-inch Episcopal tool. But that didn't startle these two, they laughed as the Bishop withdrew. "The Vicar is quicker, and thicker and slicker, and longer and stronger than you!"
    In conversation Sunday, 29-Apr-2018 23:30:03 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 29-Apr-2018 17:00:03 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Rosalina, a pretty young lass, had a truly magnificent ass. Not rounded and pink, as you possibly think, it was gray, had long ears, and ate grass. !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 29-Apr-2018 17:00:03 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 27-Apr-2018 23:30:20 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Man who wants to make headlines should sleep on corduroy pillow."
    In conversation Friday, 27-Apr-2018 23:30:20 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 27-Apr-2018 17:00:20 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Mikey: Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in? !joke
    In conversation Friday, 27-Apr-2018 17:00:20 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 26-Apr-2018 23:30:17 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Man who take laxative and sleeping pill on same night wake up in deep shit."
    In conversation Thursday, 26-Apr-2018 23:30:17 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Apr-2018 23:30:13 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke the fun thing about wikipedia jokes is that everybody can change the ending - alexlehm
    In conversation Wednesday, 25-Apr-2018 23:30:13 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Apr-2018 17:00:13 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Did you hear about the drunk frog? He barley hops! !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 25-Apr-2018 17:00:13 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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